Fat Fuckin Dimebag Of Pure Colombian Cocaine

Back on March 25, 2016, I achieved the possible. I succeeded in what has been described as "something only a fat, no-life loser would take pride in." I, Adam Lawrence Campbell, first of his name, the self-proclaimed "Sexiest (Fat) Man Alive", King of Nothing and Protector of Twinkies, earned my 1,000th trophy on the PlayStation Network. #1v1mebruh

Hold Off On That New Car: Stephen Hawking Says Planet Earth Is Doomed

Stephen Hawking's excited about artificial intelligence and other technologies, but warns that the next 100 years will determine the fate of the human race.

The final countdown?

9 things to seriously make you re-consider the entire existence of mankind

Source: buzzfeed.com

The Universe outside of the Earth is a very hostile place to live and has billions of ways that it can and will kill us, but even the Universe doesn’t deserve Donald Trump.

I still use a Knight Light. #TruthfulTuesday

And now, Jay reads the official minutes from the most recent Black Rapper meeting.

10/10 IGN.

The sound my stupid cat makes when I move him from his favourite spot (on top of my jackets)

Benzo is a helluva drug

Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams.