Me Rn Tbh

People wonder why I am the way I am and then remember that my dad encouraged me to watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer in elementary school, a show with such quotes as

“God i am so mentally challenged”

“God what’s your childhood trauma”

“I’d *feel* like killing myself”

This is pretty much the way I talk now

Ficlet based on this post by @unremarkablehouse speculating about conversation between never again and memento mori. In this they didn’t talk at all between.

Mulder was about to leave for work when his phone rang. “Mulder.”

“Hey, Mulder, it’s me.” Scully said on the other side of the phone. He was still a little mad at her for putting herself in danger and bailing on the case. He knew she was still very mad at him for sticking his nose where it (arguably) didn’t belong.

She was probably already at the office, calling him to tell him that he needed to hurry up. “What?” He asked harshly. Maybe too harshly. Her heard Scully draw a shallow breath on the other end but she remained silent. “Scully, what is it?” He prompted a little more gently. Maybe she was going to apologize, which would give him a perfect chance to do so in turn.

He hated fighting with her. Not initially, not when the adrenaline was coursing through his body and his head was light with anger. Afterwards though, he felt hollow. Felt a pang when he stopped himself for reaching for the phone to tell her about a world war two documentary she should watch, or a tip he just received, or just to say hello. “Can you-“ she started, then he heard a rustling as Scully pulled the phone away from her ear. He heard someone else talking in her side.

“Dr. Scully, we have more scans, if you’d like to speak with Dr. Andrews abouts treatment plan she’s available now, your belongings are in the other room. He heard more rustling.

“Hey. Sorry.”

“Sorry? Scully what treatment plan? Whats going on?” He was frozen next to the door of his apartment, hand on the door knob, as he became vaguely away of the sound of beeping and buzzing florescent in the background.

“Mulder, can you meet me at the hospital?” She said suddenly after remaining silent for another handful of heart beats. His keys nearly slipped from his hand.

“Is this about a case?”

“No,” she responded tersely.

“I’ll be right there, Scully,” he said, opening his door and not bothering to lock it behind him as any feelings of animosity for her melted and drained through his feet back into the ground where they belonged. “I’ll be right there.” And then she hung up on him. Flowers, he needed flowers.

“That leaves us with three hours- three DAYS of footage to watch to find this motherfucker” (or something like that) - David Duchovny

“Thats assuming we’re looking for a motherfucker.” - Gillian Anderson

Dana Scully Gillian Anderson iconic moments: blooper edition

lol saw your anti color blind mulder post. I’d love to hear your explanation!!

Okay so people did see it:

BASICALLY red-green color blind means you either see red as green or green as red, which we all know right? (I had to learn extensively about this in my biology class, because what is biology class if not a way to help me understand the x-files) obviously, this never changes, it cant just flip one day, and yet fox mulder is continuously shown to be able to tell the difference between red human blood and green “alien blood” this is shown in the erlenmeyer flask, colony, and nisei just to name a few examples. So clearly Mulder is not red-green color blind, right, the writers messed up, so the real question is what is the canon explanation.

I have two: either mulder was so out of his mind with worry for scully that he needed to ask the gunmen about that theory and just says that cuz its the first thing that pops into his head

OR

He fell asleep while he was supposed to be watching the tapes and didn’t want them to know ig

Anyway I wrote a wetwired fanfic if Mulder wasn’t “colorblind” because i feel very passionately about it

New Chapter of my canon divergent Emily fic is UP

(Basically what if they’d fucked up and Scully was pregnant with Emily after being returned to dc after her abduction in season 2)

Please give it some love if you feel so inclined

The season one dynamic is so important to me because you watch the first episode and you’re like “they’re gonna bone” even though they don’t really trust each other and its just this first time field agent who knows exactly what shes doing in theory but has never actually experienced any if this and this vetted agent who was renown for his profiles with violent crimes who every just thinks is crazy but the take each other so seriously from the get go and why the fuck are they standing that close to each other and then at the end of the season (which i estimate to be about a years worth of time) scully, who holds her job and success over everything else, is ready to lose her job to protect Mulder and he is mostly ready to give up the xfiles (in name atleast, you cant really have mulder without the xfiles) for the same reason.

They’re not friends, they’re not coworkers, they’re not romantically or sexual invoved they are a secret fifth thing

Let me tell you a secret, have you ever heard that greek myth where humans were made with two faces and four arms and legs until they got split in half and thats where soulmates came from? That was actually written to describe the relationship of Fox Mulder and Dana Scully

1. Were you named after anyone? Nope! I’m the only sibling who’s middle name is a tribute to our grand parents

2. When was the last time you cried? No idea, that’s not how i tend to express myself and i wear contacts which can make it a mess

3. Do you have any kids? No, nor do i want any

4.what sport do you play/have played? I have played/done (in chronological order) gymnastics (1 year), dance (2 years), t-ball/softball (1 year), cheer (3 years), soccer (6 years) basketball (3 years), field hockey (currently, started 3 years ago), lacrosse (started last season)

5. Do you use sarcasm? No, never. (ALL THE TIME)

6. What’s the first thing you notice about someone? They’re attitude and the way their eyes look

7. Eye color? Green

8. Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings, i don’t like being scared

9. Any talents? I like to think i’m good at writing and acting

10. Where were you born? Hospital in my city

11. Hobbies? Reading, writing, drawing, acting, listening to music

12. Any pets? A six year old wheaten terrier named Brady and two year old labradoodle named Murphy

13. Height? 5’4

14. Favorite subject? English!

15. Dream job? International attorney

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1. Are you named after anyone? No but I was originally suppose to be McKayla and my dad didn’t like it

2. When was the last time you cried? Last night the cat I grew up with passed

3. Do you have kids? No but hopefully some day I’ll have daughters

4. What sports do you play/have played? I did ballet when I was younger but outside of that none (wasn’t a sports fan)

5. Do you use sarcasm? Yes all the time to the point where people can’t tell if I’m being serious or not

6. What’s the first thing you notice about someone? Their vibe I guess?

7. Eye color? Very blue

8. Scary movies or happy endings? Depends on my mood but if I had to pick probably scary movies

9. Any talents? I’ve been told I’m quite the good writer

10. Where were you born? The US of A (the specifics are classified)

11. Hobbies? Antiquing, writing, frolicking under the moon, listening to music and being obnoxious

12. Any pets? I have a dog and two guinea pigs (I would have more but the family I live with says no because they don’t want me to be happy I guess)

13. Height? 5’9 sometimes

14. Favorite school subject? Art I guess (really hated school a lot)

15. Dream job? Anything where I get to help animals

Tagging: @greengirllover @dangeroustaintedflawed @sugar-of-led @mypussyisthrobbingforyou @fa1ryyz @istantxt @laur3lhell + any of my other moots :3

Anyone who’s read my fics please make specific assumptions about me based off my writing

I love seeing people’s picrew art styles because you can just look at them and be like

“You read homestuck and it was a big part of your life for a few years, you’re not into steven universe but you did watch it, and you had an intense black butler phase in middle school and doodled their eyes over and over again in your spiral notebooks”

I want to read a fic exacly like my most beloved favorite fics but also NEW and DIFFERENT. but also the same. 

Know what- you got me there. What i’m hearing is that (as usual) my beef is with chris carter

One of my biggest fandom pet peeves is in (scully) abduction arc fics when people say how long she gone and its wrong. She was canonically missing for four weeks. 1 month. Not 3 or 5 or whatever else. Its said multiple times and it on the wiki and tbh im not sure why this pisses me off so bad sorry guys i had to let that out