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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

Angry cat screaming! Literally

I’m right and I should say it

Reblog this post!

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

Just need some luck!

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

This is soooooo cool. I wish I found out something like this about myself..

You are a human in world were all of the cryptic creatures you’ve ever known are real, every year there is a reunion where all of the local cryptics reunite and have a chance to talk with the humans.

This year for some reason you received an invitation to be the host of the ceremony, however, this is a position that only cryptids can have. Your neighbors all have the same invitations, that’s were you notice, you are the only human in a neighborhood of shape-shifters.

Scary and awesome

Loved reading this

by blondsak

“Kid, you couldn’t be scary if you tried.”

A pause on the other end. “Is that a dare?”

Tony rolled his eyes. “Tell you what, if you actually manage to scare me, I’ll get you and Ted movie premiere passes to that upcoming Star Wars film you keep going on about.”

“No way! Um, okay, I gotta think… you just wait Mister Stark, I’m going to freak you out so bad!”

“I’m shaking in my boots, Pete,” Tony replied with a smirk before hanging up.

Words: 1331, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Seven Sleepless Nights: An Iron Dad Horror Collection

Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark

Additional Tags: Horror, Suspense, Some Humor, Halloween

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