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Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

Some Lord of the Rings stationary for SDCC! Featuring cozy Hobbit Hole sticky notes and some Fellowship washi tape 🌱🏔️☁️

Hello! I saw how you wrote about Jamil secret relationship and I like it! If you don't mind, can you do it with Silver? I would like to see a secret relationship between him and MC, if you don't mind.

Secret Relationship - Silver

(note: Book 7 is not released at this time in eng server, so i'm sorry if this is ooc a bit.)

It was mostly a secret for a little bit.

Silver is a little sleepy and so he's sometimes just waking up and distracted because he's hazy and didn't want anyone blaming YOU for him being distracted.

Also yes, he's a guard in training but he's currently Malleus's retainer. What if something were to happen to you which took Silver out of the way and this happened during club so either Sebek stayed in club or went with Silver so Malleus was alone and something happened and it would be his fault and-

that's extreme and unlikely but nobody told him that.

Also didn't want to tell Lilia for a little bit until Silver knew if Lilia would let him date because he's a good child and does intend on coming clean.

One time Lilia made an offhanded comment about how if Silver were to romantically like someone Lilia would do his own "light digging around". Silver understood this as Lilia was strict with who he could date, rather than Lilia casually/secretly but obviously trying to find out little facts about you.

The thought of Lilia scared you a bit since you didn't want to be interrogated by someone who shows up upside down out of nowhere.

The classrooms have these seats which are basically rows of benches. You and Silver sit in the back and hold hands under the desk. No one sees that way, and nobody is behind you to look at your hands.

You're close acquaintances with Malleus because he shows up at your dorm to take walks in the woods behind Ramshackle, so you have been invited to sit at the Diasomnia table before.

Silver gets to see you a bit that way, but if he tried to hold hands with you, someone would notice right away. You sometimes touch knees if you're sitting beside each other or lightly tap each others shoes.

In that case, Silver knows you're smiling because of the shoe tapping rather than the conversation at the table, but he can't say that.

Silver ends up making a weird face because he's trying not to smile, so when he's asked about it, he says there was a bad mushroom in his risotto.

Sometimes Malleus invites you to walk in the halls in the morning and Sebek insists you do, so you hang out with the Diasomnia crew a little bit more than you would, but not every day.

Out of the crew, Silver is the only second year, so it's not suspicious that you sit at the Diasomnia tables sometimes and therefore Silver knows you better in his classes and he ends up partnering with you for projects.

If you're not in Equestrian club, or in any club, he urges you to join. You don't have to, but even if you don't join Equestrian club, Silver still takes longer with his horse because you secretly meet up with him in the stables.

He brings you to where they store the hay (away from the horses), so he can kiss you behind the stacks. He kisses you a few times and cups your face so when he stops kissing you he can look at your pretty face.

"Hi."

"Hi"

"How was your day?"

The only time Silver's sleeping curse is useful is when he's partnering with you for a school project so he gets to go over to your dorm and accidentally forget the time and ever so conveniently fall asleep while working.

Really doesn't care about Sebek telling him that he should be more mindful to you the next morning because the actual story was that it was all planned so you and Silver could spend time together and catch up on all the unspoken words.

Lilia catches on at some point because of all of Silver's increasing questions about dating. Lilia was just suspicious but the way Silver spots you and looks at you from across the hall made Lilia have an epiphany. (also you accidentally left a butterfly clip in Silver's hair and Lilia saw it immediately.)

Lilia called you over immediately and made sure you'd be joining their table for lunch.

It was passive-aggressive in the most friendliest Lilia way ever. You and Silver both knew that Lilia knew. (Lilia was teasing you with vague hints, he wasn't menacing)

You went over to Diasomnia dorm later that very day and Silver took your hand and announced officially to Lilia and everyone that the two of you were dating.

is there a specific genre for this and if so it’s my favorite

pleaseee post this time omg omg omg

pretend it's funny

PLEASE is anyone going to hear me out on this au

(all platonic btw)

harleyyy ♦️

🏙️ just-a-city-in-the-girl Follow

Wait so if the white ninja drew something would it be AI art

❄️ zane-is-my-wife Follow

Uhh no?? He's not a brainless algorithm he's a PERSON, OP. AI art is bad because it mindlessly scrapes from real artists and doesn't actually make anything up because it's NOT A PERSON. Nindroids are people, honestly I thought we left this take in 2016

🏙️ just-a-city-in-the-girl Follow

Girl it's a joke calm down

🚫 meat-not-metal-deactivated

No you're right. they're not people they're all mindless AI algorithms meant to collect data for Borg, everyone knows that. he could be scraping data and you'd never know, just like the thing they used to replace Samurai X

🏙️ just-a-city-in-the-girl Follow

hey. what the fuck

❄️ zane-is-my-wife Follow

Are you even hearing yourself right now. you know you're talking about people who saved all our lives like 50 times over right

🚫 meat-not-metal-deactivated

no I'm talking about the robots hiding among the people who saved our lives. I know who our real heroes are, they'r ffne sae i dj ,

🏙️ just-a-city-in-the-girl Follow

You good there bud

🚫 meat-not-metal-deactivated

. there was thunder outside and I hit my keyboard. my point stands

❄️ zane-is-my-wife Follow

It really doesn't

🏙️ just-a-city-in-the-girl Follow

Your point sits. On the fucking floor

🚫 meat-not-metal-deactivated

You're both just sheep, this is exactly what

❄️ zane-is-my-wife Follow

Exactly what?

🚫 meat-not-metal-deactivated

there's someone in my house

🏙️ just-a-city-in-the-girl Follow

Lmao???

❄️ zane-is-my-wife Follow

Holy shit

🌩️ the-real-jay-walker Follow

those thunderstorms huh

🏙️ just-a-city-in-the-girl Follow

THE BLUE NINJA??????