Official Castlevania: Nocturne Season 2 Wallpapers By @samueldeats

🏙️ just-a-city-in-the-girl Follow

Wait so if the white ninja drew something would it be AI art

❄️ zane-is-my-wife Follow

Uhh no?? He's not a brainless algorithm he's a PERSON, OP. AI art is bad because it mindlessly scrapes from real artists and doesn't actually make anything up because it's NOT A PERSON. Nindroids are people, honestly I thought we left this take in 2016

🏙️ just-a-city-in-the-girl Follow

Girl it's a joke calm down

🚫 meat-not-metal-deactivated

No you're right. they're not people they're all mindless AI algorithms meant to collect data for Borg, everyone knows that. he could be scraping data and you'd never know, just like the thing they used to replace Samurai X

🏙️ just-a-city-in-the-girl Follow

hey. what the fuck

❄️ zane-is-my-wife Follow

Are you even hearing yourself right now. you know you're talking about people who saved all our lives like 50 times over right

🚫 meat-not-metal-deactivated

no I'm talking about the robots hiding among the people who saved our lives. I know who our real heroes are, they'r ffne sae i dj ,

🏙️ just-a-city-in-the-girl Follow

You good there bud

🚫 meat-not-metal-deactivated

. there was thunder outside and I hit my keyboard. my point stands

❄️ zane-is-my-wife Follow

It really doesn't

🏙️ just-a-city-in-the-girl Follow

Your point sits. On the fucking floor

🚫 meat-not-metal-deactivated

You're both just sheep, this is exactly what

❄️ zane-is-my-wife Follow

Exactly what?

🚫 meat-not-metal-deactivated

there's someone in my house

🏙️ just-a-city-in-the-girl Follow

Lmao???

❄️ zane-is-my-wife Follow

Holy shit

🌩️ the-real-jay-walker Follow

those thunderstorms huh

🏙️ just-a-city-in-the-girl Follow

THE BLUE NINJA??????

Poor Ace. The boy never gets invited to sht outside of NRC.

from the fae novels i've read through thorough researching of fae age... the most i can decipher from malleus and lilia's mental/human equivalent age is that, divide their current age to 10 human years (fae age/10). so, in this case 1 fae year = 10 human years.

/SPOILERS BEYOND THIS MARK

lilia was 300 years old during the war so that makes him 30 years old, fairly young and mature enough to literally be a soldier.

malleus is currently 178 years old, divided by 10 human years, he's 17.8 technically rounding off to 18 years old. which is just accurate enough for both his mindset and body + his currently year in nrc. lilia did say he's still young and growing, and that he is a still a child. his draconic species specificied that at 200 they are a hatchling, a teenager at 500, and a full-fledged adult at 1000 (lilia said it himself).

mal should've been born when lilia's 302/303 years old since lilia said that mal should've hatched by 2-3 years. theoretically speaking, present malleus should've been around late 30s to early 40s by now (397 years old). but alas, he was delayed.

now, present lilia says he's nearing 700 years old. he's nearing 70 years old so that's around 68-69 years for humans. considering his speech and mindset while still having the slow ability to adapt to the present world, it's just....right.

now if mal is 178 and lilia's 700, look at mal being 18 and lilia is 70 in human ages. silver is 17, sebek is 16. just clicks right in my humble opinion.

this is all just hypothetical analysis since the fae worldbuilding concepting in different forms of media is complex. however, this is the closest i could decipher to how we see them in a mortal light. now i shall rest my brain i hate math.

TO SUMMARIZE

fae age ÷ 10 because 1 fae year = 10 human years

lilia is 70 years old (700/10), 30 during the war (300/10)

malleus is currently 18 years old. (178/10)

I sound so robotic every time I interact with anyone here 😭 it feels so weird speaking in full english when I'm used to talking to people in broken english 🥲

i’ve become the villain’s lover!

summary: You have the worst luck in the entire world to be transmigrated into a novel as some faceless side character, where the most notorious villains in the story won’t leave you alone. (ft. Riddle, Leona, Azul, Jamil, Vil, Idia, Malleus).

notes: 12k words, scenario, fluff, mentions of violence, reader gets injured once, heavily based on my love of cheesy isekai/reincarnation/villainess manhwa 

All of your problems started with the book your friend lent you.

You didn’t even want to read it at first, but you took the copy because she wouldn’t stop pestering you and spamming you with texts. The title—I’ve Become the Villain’s Lover!—was embossed gold, and the cover picture had seven beautiful men lounging around a woman with brown hair, the woman gazing wistfully into the distance. In short, it was so cheesy it sent chills down your back.

You really weren’t going to read it. But that summer night was hot and humid and you had nothing better to do than stare at the television and stir around your half-melted ice cream. So when you saw the book on the edge of the kitchen counter, you thought, why not? and opened it up.

If it was bad, you would stop after a few pages. But the television kept droning on as you read, and your forgotten ice cream was now melted slush in its bowl, and soon you were halfway through the story.

The premise itself was simple enough: the heroine, Hera Winn, was the treasured daughter of a down on his luck baron. He sent her to the city to make her debut, and after a series of mishaps, she ended up running into the crown prince, Malleus Draconia, who fell in love at first sight. However, the crown prince was feared by his subjects, and rumors swirled around about his fearsome power and his family. To make matters worse, six other men fall in love with Hera. The cherry on top? All seven men were notorious villains, feared by people far and wide for their cruelty.

You were still a few chapters away from the ending when your eyes started drooping; it was impossible to keep them open, even though you were dying to text your friend. It was deliciously bad, in an over-the-top and campy way, and you appreciated how self-indulgent the author was. Seriously, why would seven villains even fall for an ordinary person? It was way too contrived.

Whatever. You could call her tomorrow.

You closed your eyes, and when you opened them again, you found yourself staring at an unfamiliar ceiling. Oh no. No way. This wasn’t what you thought it was, was it?

Conveniently, there was a hand mirror next to you, and when you stared into the frame, the face of a stranger stared back at you.

Your worst fears had come true. You’d transmigrated into I’ve Become the Villain’s Lover!

Shit. You were never going to read another book in your life.

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medieval peasant: I see... so, it is the case that there are many paintings within this magical book? it is not so strange after all.

me, trying to show him tumblr to scare him: I was kind of hoping this would be a bit more confusing to you

peasant, suddenly pointing at the screen: hark! cynocephali

Matcha Cafe Garden Concepts.

wtf is a 'tiktok song' we discover music through animation memes and warriors MAPs as god intended

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Am I going to spend everything i own on this event? Yes, Yes I am

I didn't expect to see Stitch in Twst but here we are and now ..... I'm definitely broke ⁦ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ⁩. not to forget riddle's birthday, Plus I'm already broke from leona's bday ಥ⁠_⁠ಥ