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We’re OK with letting them have this BAR though:

me, crying: Throckmorton The Third, you are a good 8oy.

throcky:

noah fence but i love all that cheesy romantic bullshit! love letters, jewelry with your s/o’s name on it, making playlists for each other…that’s my aesthetic bitch!

WIBTA for sabotaging my boyfriend's hookup with his girlfriend by filling his sex playlist with DJ Crazytimes

I (28NB, they/he) have known my boyfriend (call him C, 29M, he/him) for some 15ish years now. As long as I've known him, he has been on and off again with his girlfriend (call him T, 29NB, he/him). Respectfully, and with love, C and T are two of the worst and most annoying people I know. I want to marry them both specifically so that I can study them under a microscope like a parasitic virus.

Technically they're monogamous, but they're both hooking up with other people (myself included), usually the same people, because they have the same taste in lovers (bad). I have suggested that they give actual polyamory a try, and they reject the idea wholeheartedly. I think they get off on their dynamic, and far be it from me to try more than the bare minimum to dissuade them from it.

A couple months back, they got into a fight and broke up (again) because T (who was unemployed at the time) stole $50 from C (who works at GameStop) so that he could pay for a tank of gas (using C's car) to go hook up with another guy a couple states over. C was not upset that T was hooking up with another guy (because he was Also hooking up with that guy and knew he would not have a leg to stand on), but because of the stolen money + car.

C and I currently live together, because you can't afford an apartment on a GameStop salary, and also, like I said, he's my boyfriend. I'm making carnitas tacos next Friday, and T is coming over, because despite everything, he has nothing else to do on a Friday night. I know that C and T are going to get into a huge fight, and I know that it's probably either going to end with them getting back together out of spite or with someone's vehicle getting keyed--I'm betting on both.

Here's where I think I might be the asshole. I would really like to get inbetween them. Not in a "I don't want you to date each other" kind of way, but in a "holy shit you are both so insufferable i would like to get in on that" kind of way. I currently have my thing with C, and I've hooked up with T once in the past, but I would really like to make it official with him as well.

My plan is as follows: C and T are going to be in the same space again next Friday. They're going to fight, then hook up, then get back together again. C is one of those cybersexual "i built my own computer and run it on Linux" people, which is to say, he thinks tiktok and youtube are evil, and he he thinks spotify premium is supporting megacorporations. So, his sex playlist for T (we do not have our own sex playlist) is just an actual folder of mp3 files.

While C is at work, I'm going to log into his computer and change several of those mp3 files to DJ Crazytimes' Planet of the Bass, which I play often, and he is frequently annoyed by. My hope is that he'll realize it was me, he'll come and yell at me for ruining their hookup, T will take my side to piss him off, and the tension will get to the point where they let me join their hookup, and I can ask to date both of them after that.

To be clear, I recognize that I'm also Incredibly Toxic for enabling and encouraging this behavior. That said, I feel like I'm justified in this scenario considering C and T are both Also toxic, and furthermore, it is a known fact that I'm dating C right now, so for them to hook up, C would technically be cheating on me. I asked C's sister (a childhood friend of mine) for her take on whether it would be funny or just annoying, and she just told me that we all deserve each other, so I think I should be good. Am I being uniquely shitty here?

What are these acronyms?

Original ‘Hold Up’ Demo by Ezra Koenig that eventually became Beyoncé’s song

All the Animorphs Books in the proper order

Link to the site with all the books: http://animorphsforum.com/ebooks/

If you have a Kindle, or a smart-phone with the free Kindle app, you can download the ePub files, find out what your “kindle email” is (it should be under the settings or account), and email them to your kindle/smart-phone. They should show up in the Library like any other book.

Book 1: The Invasion: ePub // PDF

Book 2: The Visitor:  ePub // PDF

Book 3: The Encounter:  ePub // PDF

Book 4: The Message:  ePub // PDF

Book 5: The Predator:  ePub // PDF

Book 6: The Capture:  ePub // PDF

Book 7: The Stranger:  ePub // PDF

Megamorphs: The Andalite’s Gift:  ePub // PDF

Book 8: The Alien:  ePub // PDF

Book 9: The Secret:  ePub // PDF

Book 10: The Android:  ePub // PDF

Book 11: The Forgotten:  ePub // PDF

1st Choose Your Own Adventure Book: The First Journey: ePub // PDF

Book 12: The Reaction:  ePub // PDF

*Book 13: The Change:  ePub // PDF

The Hork-Bajir Chronicles: ePub // PDF

Book 14: The Unknown:  ePub // PDF

Book 15: The Escape:  ePub // PDF

Book 16: The Warning:  ePub // PDF

Book 17: The Underground:  ePub // PDF

Book 18: The Decision:  ePub // PDF

Megamorphs: In The Time Of Dinosaurs: ePub // PDF

Book 19: The Departure:  ePub // PDF

Book 20: The Discovery:  ePub // PDF

Book 21: The Threat:  ePub // PDF

Book 22: The Solution:  ePub // PDF

2nd Choose Your Own Adventure Book: The Nest Passage: ePub // PDF

*****The Andalite Chronicles:  ePub // PDF

*Book 23: The Pretender:  ePub // PDF

Book 24: The Suspicion:  ePub // PDF

Book 25: The Extreme:  ePub // PDF

Book 26: The Attack:  ePub // PDF

**Book 27: The Exposed:  ePub // PDF

*Book 28: The Experiment:  ePub // PDF

Book 29: The Sickness: ePub // PDF

Megamorphs: Elfangor’s Secret: ePub // PDF

Book 30: The Reunion:  ePub // PDF

Book 31: The Conspiracy:  ePub // PDF

Book 32: The Separation:  ePub // PDF

*Book 33: The Illusion: ePub // PDF

Book 34: The Prophecy:  ePub // PDF  

Book 35: The Proposal:  ePub // PDF

Visser:  ePub // PDF

Book 36: The Mutation:  ePub // PDF

Book 37: The Weakness:  ePub // PDF

Book 38: The Arrival:  ePub // PDF

Book 39: The Hidden:  ePub // PDF

Book 40: The Other:  ePub // PDF

Megamorphs: Back To Before:  ePub // PDF

Book 41: The Familiar:  ePub // PDF

Book 42: The Journey:  ePub // PDF

*Book 43: The Test:  ePub // PDF

Book 44: The Unexpected:  ePub // PDF

Book 45: The Revelation:  ePub // PDF

Book 46: The Deception:  ePub // PDF

Book 47: The Resistance:  ePub // PDF

Book 48: The Return:  ePub // PDF

*Book 49: The Diversion:  ePub // PDF

***Book 50: The Ultimate:  ePub // PDF

***Book 51: The Absolute: ePub // PDF

***Book 52: The Sacrifice:  ePub // PDF

***Book 53: The Answer:  ePub // PDF

The Ellimist Chronicles: ePub // PDF

***Book 54: The Beginning:  ePub // PDF

if it has an * before it, it means it can be skipped. The more asterisks, the worse it is in terms of writing quality, and OOCness.

yeah the last six……….they’re……………they’re really, really badly written. And not in the “I don’t like the way it ended” way. I mean they are just really badly written.

Whoever did this is probably a vriska kin

Have u ever met the human version of a headache

What are u gonna do about it mr ohara

Y r u so gay??????? Lmao

How dare you hunt me down on tumblr, Papadis