Biggest Reason I Make So Many Flop Posts On Here Is Because Everything I Do Reeks Of The Desperation

biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

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5 months ago

Thinking about how Odysseus carved the wedding bed out of an olive tree, which means the bed is rooted in the ground.

Thinking about the line “You don’t think I know my own palace? I built it!”.

Thinking about the fact that Odysseus built his entire palace around that olive tree, his and Penelope’s wedding bed, a symbol of their love.

Odysseus’ world is literally built around his love for Penelope.

…..i’m not crying, i just have an odypen in my eye.


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3 months ago
Quick Tma Piece For My Perspective Class ^_^
Quick Tma Piece For My Perspective Class ^_^
Quick Tma Piece For My Perspective Class ^_^

quick tma piece for my perspective class ^_^

i gotta draw protocol sometime


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5 months ago

Jon Sims and Arthur Lester both look like they’d be 80 pounds sopping wet and have more scars than an alley cat but the difference is that Arthur lived in the 1900’s and isn’t supernatural so he could kill Jon with his bare hands. Yes even with Jon’s spooky eye thing. He’d be like “Ceaseless Watcher Turn Your Gaze Upon This Wretched Thing” and Arthur’d be like “I’m blind idiot” and murder him with a rock.


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1 year ago
We're Trying Something New!

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2 months ago

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.


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3 months ago

hii silly question for silly guy, if you could swap your brain for literally anything (the functions stay the same and it doesnt feel wierd or uncomfortable the only thing different is that ofc you know about it and if they would x ray your head it would be visible on there) what would you swap it for?

Far more Plutonium than could reasonably fit inside a human skull. At first everyone would be like "OMG he's got plutonium for a brain" and that would freak everyone right out. But then one scientist in the corner would quietly observe that if their measurements are right there is more Plutonium in there than is physically possible. They'll be ignored and shouted down, plutonium-for-a-brain feels like a bigger deal than a simple mass discrepancy. But those people would be wrong. Over time people will realise that plutonium-for-a-brain is weird yes but "there's-more-mass-here-than-the-space-time-should-be-able-to-accomodate" is far, far weirder, more exciting and more dangerous. The public are confused, "we thought plutonium-for-a-brain was the big story. What do you mean it wasn't? Shut up nerd!" Meanwhile NASA is going absolutely bat-shit trying to investigate what can only be described as a localised, stable, benign wormhole. People dedicate lifetimes of study to the phenomena and through that potentially unlock technologies for interstellar travel and beyond. Then aeons ahead in the deep future when everything we have ever known is stardust, the human galactic empire has risen and fallen and there nothing left but the weightless detritus of a once space faring civilisation there will be my humble little noggin still bouncing around perplexing those that come after... "Zarlax? I think this skull is full of plutonium?" "That's not all Firtzlebeen, unless I'm mistaken, there's too much Plutonium..."


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2 months ago

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5 months ago

first off- i adore your art, i bought a couple of prints from you a while back and they’re hanging above my desk as a lil piece of inspiration so thank you for that🫶🫡

the question i wanted to ask is kinda weird but - what do you think about when you draw? like does your mind wander? is it abstract thinking or are you thinking about things like perspective, anatomy, etc?? i find myself gettig caught up in my thoughts when i draw so im curious haha (sorry if i worded that poorly my english is kinda shiity sometimes lol)

Thank you!! And hmm it kinda jumps around haha. I think I explained how I think a while back on here, so there isn't any like actual dialogue running through my brain. It jumps from me thinking about any art I can remember that would help me render a piece to like how cool the end is gonna look like to hey I'm hungry I want food and I need to piss but if I get up I'll ruin the vibe to this shoulder is too extended I need to move it closer, etc. sometimes a song will be playing out somewhere in there. but I don't usually think about the art itself? At least, I don't really like to, cause it makes me overthink everything. It's why I like putting on music or listening to my audiobooks, because then it's very "I blacked out and now I have a drawing"


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