The last part is optional
my new year’s resolution is to become even more cryptic, eldritch, monstrous, blood-sucking and unholy. and maybe tidy my room.
being sensitive is embarrassing, ohhh your tone was different than usual well i'm gonna go jump in front of a trolley now bye
*writing in my diary using a glitter gel pen* I'm losing my sense of humanity
business gender vs party gender.
Votre abed ! He's so nice and autistic and I just live him so much
I hate being a customer I hate doing that to someone
Oh, to have the type of banter found in an Emily Henry novel.
A ghost stegosaurus visiting their newly discovered bones. They’re so happy you found them!
Can confirm, I'm always bawling my eyes out at one point during any of her books
idk why people call Emily Henry’s books romcoms. They most certainly are not. Ain’t no comedy when those books hit in you in the mf gut 😂
someone thought it was a good idea to let me have unlimited access to the internet so I'm making it everyone's problem
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