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lost signals: a c!dream based hypothetical horror game

Boys of summer

we ball

eddie munson never died he tucked his arms and legs into his belly curled into a ball and he just rolled away

and if I say Joseph Quinn has the same effect on men as Andrew Garfield then what

Me after Stranger Things season 4 vol 2 Finale:

i present my… creations

robin and steve being each others homophobic dog i LOVE to see it

we’re all weak in the knees (and on our knees) fpr steve get in line munson 🙄🙄🙄

i love eddie’s “steve” face

he just

all dimples and fondness

boy who got you smiling like that

in conclusion, eddie is weak in the knees for steve

AWHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHH

rddlbt🦇❓

#teamedward

yes.

do you think riddler’s twitch followers shipped him and batman

i was like 420th like and i think that’s beautiful

I'm really putting my money on nobody making this joke before.

ed when The Batman went to visit him at arkham but only to insult him

babygirl ur so crazy. I want to keep u locked up in a cage in the corner of my room and study ur brain like a guinea pig

YES SLAY TALL EDWARD LETS GO BB

me and the silly

Anyways. I think it's fucked up that Edward was like oh yeah me and Batman are a good team and he loves my riddles and me and him are gonna change Gotham and i love him....just for Bruce to throw him in jail...like idk seems kinda mean. Like he fucking crushed that poor little weirdo's heart and left him to rot away. Anyways do you think they love each other

Bruce Wayne after spray painting the floor, shirtless and heavily scarred, surrounded with pictures and newspaper clippings looking absolutely deranged:

The Riddler showing up during his day job as an accountant for the Wayne Industries pissed that he failed at killing Bruce the day before, forced to remind him about a consultation coming up soon: HUH??? WHAT IS GOING ON?? WHY ARE YOU SO BUFF? IS THAT ABOUT THE RIDDLER??? WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT, HALF OF THIS IS UNDER CUSTODY BY THE POLICE??

Bruce turning around panicked and already in fight or flight mode accidentally revealing his very recognizable tits: Wha-

Riddler: BATMAN?????

what i would do to kiss him

do u think batman would still have rejected edward if he showed up looking like this

It would have been really funny if they searched Edward’s apartment and while Bruce is staring at like a paint smudge or something Gordon goes “:/ you might want to take a look at this.” and he turns to see an unofficial Batman body pillow on Ed’s nasty ass bed that has clearly been spooned at least nightly. And they both just stare at it for a second before silently agreeing to never bring it up again. It’s the only evidence Gordon has ever destroyed illegally.

I LOVE HOW BATMAN IS LITERALLY JUST 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Virgin Batman moment

SLAY

Ed is a bit of a daydreamer.

skrubkly 😢😢😢

you know those bumps and bars that shitty people put on benches and stuff so the homeless cant sleep there, and spikes on signs and ledges so animals cant sit there?

Spider-Man would get rid of that shit. he’d probably recruit Deadpool into helping too. they’d go out patrolling and then when it got late enough they’d go out and find hostile architecture and Peter would hold out his hand and Wade would pull out some wrenches or even bolt cutters or a sledge hammer from who knows where and they’d get to work removing that bullshit.

Peter doesn’t notice but Wade leaves a little sticker behind each time so that people know it was them.

it's April 4 today so u know what that means

Andrew Garfield on his phone at the oscar’s

I did it, motherfuckers

Click here to find out which highly which aesthetic™ colour you are

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

Daily reminder to

Stop taking your medication

Get up and punch a hole through the drywall

Eat your roommates leftovers and then leave the dishes in the sink

Key your boss’s car

Dig a hole in your yard

Don’t stop digging til you’ve hit the water table

Adopt an animal via a shady Craigslist seller

Make an onlyfans where you eat cans of dog food live on camera

slay

i, uh. i devoted an unreasonable amount of time to this one. [x]

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