Lady Danbury: Is Something Going On Between You And My Brother?

I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

well we had a terrible run guys. just absolutely godawful. the worst anyones ever done it. i forgot where i was going with this

mixing concrete with chicken stock instead of water to give it a richer flavor profile

The way sams eyes dart back and forth when beau asks caleb if he's a parent is so funny girl you were so close just look down and a little to the right

Happy Pride from everyone’s favorite dead bird rat familiar

What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.

--Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

"I'm alive because they made me alive."

cat summer begins the literal millisecond they see one (1) spot of sun