I Forgot To Post This Crow Time To Tumblr! Here It Is!

terrible news: the only way to find out if something you create is gonna be good or bad is to actually create it

When you booped the person you reblogged it from what color was the paw?

They are one in the same. #ACAB

Penelope: I'm going to accept Debling's proposal.

Colin: I'm pregnant...it's yours.

some unposted fanart from the twitter

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

cat summer begins the literal millisecond they see one (1) spot of sun

Gandalf being sent back to Middle earth because his purpose was not yet fulfilled is like if you called in dead to work and your boss was like "You're on the schedule until the end of the 3rd age we need you to be a team player. Also the shift lead quit to pursue evil doings so here's a manager uniform."

like half the community clocked

"Pluto isn't a planet" Fine.

"Dinosaurs had feathers" Fine!

"Neptune isn't a beautiful oceanic blue, it's actually the same washed-out disappointing color as Uranus" I will kill you with my bare hands

Look how they massacred my boy