I Want You To Remember:

It wasn't a great day at the office for him

Normalize this response

having an outdoor cat is like having a really late weather app that also wants to ruin your furniture

its a mystery

#"sure grandpa let's get you to bed" ahh move

One of the saddest episodes 😥

imagine how much more fucked up the history of the world would be if eating someone's brains reliably conferred on you their memory and knowledge

Vetinari: The dinosaurs did not "rule the Earth", they were just alive. Stop giving them credit for administrative skills they almost certainly did not have.