This Is Unironically What The Roman's Thought Of Penis Size.

we can finally reveal the truth

cat summer begins the literal millisecond they see one (1) spot of sun

#"sure grandpa let's get you to bed" ahh move

What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.

--Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

*moans in culinary delight*

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

actually hilarious that colin bridgerton returned to london absolutely determined to be in his slut era. he said if there is one thing i am it is a whore. and then one (1) kiss with penelope later he was like neverMIND i am a MARRIED MAN i am MONOGAMOUS life is about LIFELONG PARTNERSHIP ACTUALLY

The Goa'uld about once a year probably:

Image description: a picture of Poe Dameron from Star Wars standing in front of a crowd of people. There's a caption that says "Somehow, Daniel Jackson's returned."

Thank you @lemon-tart-221 ! Every time I saw this post I would think of this exacy scene.

I love her omg