Little Potato And Cat Eunuch, Please.

"An Orange Approach"

Via Cats With Jobs

Puppy kisses 🐶💜💜

happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates

*holds you in my mouth perfectly safe between my sharp teeth bc i love you*

Normalize this response

you BOOP miette? you BOOP her tumblr like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

I did not know they were stackable ?????????

What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.

--Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

I prayed for you to be a doctor!

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