Today In Niche Genres Of Joke That I Can Never Get Enough Of And Will Probably Still Be Secretly Thinking

The return of the princess diana bit!!!

preferential voting does get weird at a certain point because you number all the guys you like then theres like 3 evil parties and you cant put them all last. i had to put one nation at 4 and it made me feel sticky

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

thinking abt this tweet again

i hauve a cold

tfw you find out your peaceful jedi boyfriend uses slurs

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