Worst Thing Ever In The Whole World Is When A Thunderstorm Is Forecasted And Then It Doesn’t Storm.

mixing concrete with chicken stock instead of water to give it a richer flavor profile

born to be a lover boy <3

forced to be the avatar </3

In every generation there is a chosen one…

"Pluto isn't a planet" Fine.

"Dinosaurs had feathers" Fine!

"Neptune isn't a beautiful oceanic blue, it's actually the same washed-out disappointing color as Uranus" I will kill you with my bare hands

Look how they massacred my boy

Reblog to make it die faster

New game show Idea: Montana: Missing Marriage. Where contestants have to find out who they are married to without falling for the decoys.

The decoys are an already married couple/s and they win the prize money if they successfully dupe the "singles" into pairing with them.

Montana opening up some incredible possibilities here. imagine the chaos you could cause by filing a fraudulent marriage certificate for two random people who've never met

what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

the best detective

Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(