It's Been Two Whole Years... (MTJJ 你故意的吧 😭😭）

God Squad causes problems (aka when you're the only gods around for thousands of years, you start to discuss stupid things)

Yandi: I have a question: is the ocean a soup? Yanming: yes. it's got meat and vegetables. Laojun: ... Yandi: You seem concerned about that Nezha: THE OCEAN IS SOUP, LAOJUN Laojun: well, i am concerned. about calling the animals meat. for the soup. Nezha: .....they're alive meat? Laojun: Nezha: YOU are alive meat, Laojun. Yanming: well, he's not wrong. Laojun: I know that, just... calling the little creatures meat and vegetables for the soup- Yanming: -it's funny. Nezha: LOOK LAOJUN, IN THE CONTEXT OF SOUP, IT'S ALIVE SOUP. Yandi: there we have it; the ocean is alive soup to us gods. Yanming: ......why did we even talk about this?

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Nezha, meeting Laojun again w/ Hei and the other kids: you still sad about the alive soup, Laojun? Laojun: Xiaohei: what the fuck are you guys talking about.

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Yandi: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies? Laojun: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials. Yanming: It’s like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby. Nezha: Rock also defeats baby.

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Yanming: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff? Laojun: Uh... murder?? Yandi: Adventuring. Nezha: Tuesday.

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Nezha, aka "the only one who actually currently lives in the modern world" Laojun: I didn’t know that air fryers are a real thing. Used to think that they were made up by the internet as a funny joke and that their purpose was to “fry air”. Yandi: WAIT, BUT IT FRIES THE AIR TO FRY THE FOOD? Laojun: I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS A KITCHEN APPLIANCE, MY FIRST ASSUMPTION WAS SOMETHING AKIN TO AN AIR CONDITIONER! Yanming: IT’S NOT LIKE AN AIR CONDITIONER? Nezha: You guys clearly don’t own an air fryer.

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Yanming: What does your own spiritual realm contain? Emperor Yan: Pennies. Yanming: How many? Laojun: Pennies. Yanming: You're not the first person I've asked this today, but how many? Nezha: Pennies. Yanming: I hope all of you get stuck somewhere and you have to consume each other's souls to survive.

Bonuses:

(If Wuxian + friends raised Hei as a baby)

Xuanli: everyone loves chili dogs Laojun: I don't think he can eat solid food. Wuxian: Then put it in the blender? (Yanming: ...you're all the worst.) Nezha: well, if you say so. (picks up Xiaohei) Laojun/Wuxian: THE CHILI DOG, NOT THE BABY!

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Qingning was still learning English. Laojun: can you ask me again what you just asked me? what was that question? i don't think- i didn't hear you. (young) Qingning: when can we have lesbian? Laojun: mhm. okay. maybe i did hear you right. um. i don't know what- i don't know what that is. i don't know what you mean. Qingning: lesbian! Laojun: no, no i know what you said, but i don't think that word means what you think it means. Qingning: it's like spaghetti. Laojun: (stifling tears of laughter) excuse me. do you mean lasagna?? Qingning: yeah! Laojun: okay. um. yeah, i'm sure we can have lasagna soon! does that sound good? Qingning: yeup! (Xuanli wheezing breathlessly in the background)

YESSS FOODDDDDD *eats and runs away*

LI QING NING AGAIN

posted the wip already so here if the fun

wat is ur guys fav lqn outfit !!!! i love her winter outfit soo much shes so cute

I really like this cuties OMGG (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

Shedletsky's Gift

Happy (late) Fathers day :>

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY🥳🥳🥳

happy birthday to me

happy birthday to me

happy birthday, happy birthday.

happy birthday to..me. :')

"old guild master couple"

Very dedicated to make more art about lanxi zhen and lxh🫶🫶 (not used to drawing full bodies)

FIRST ARTWORK ON TUMBLR LESGOOO

シャオヘイは浮かれている年長者を見て慄いています

OFFICIAL FORSAKEN OST IS OUT!!

Here’s some art I made for it

pleads been on repeat

Hello🩷💜💙

I currently have no interest in doing commissions since I tend to procrastinate when given a deadline, but I will be doing a lot of fanarts of my favorite fandoms, random lore dump on some OCs made for said fandoms, and maybe some theory-analysis fandom posts. A few likes or reposts (as long as I'm credited) is fine.

Fandoms I'm in:

Cookie Run Kingdom

Garden Street Ghost Agency

Bungou Stray Dogs

Talentless Nana

Fundamental Paper Education/Kaatieverse

Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba

Hazbin Hotel

Shaman King

Karakuridôji Ultimo

Lord of the Rings

Thank you☺️