I KNEW IT

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Hello, Jon.

Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.

I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen.

Now, shall we turn the page and try again?

Posting this very late but HAPPY BIRTHDAY COOKIE!!!

(… and happy birthday to me!!)

Somewhat self indulgent art! My birthday was actually yesterday (17 Dec.) and I originally planned on drawing something for that but figured it would be easier to make one birthday piece rather than two. Happy birthday to my fav loser!! /aff

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he's a regular there

meeting a queer couple. i look between the two of them.

“so who carries the burden of the blackstone and who’s gonna dig it out of them?

in another life elijah is a stunning drag queen. the elephant mask is a part of her persona and her stage name? Madam Ellie Phant.

she gets onto drag race but doesn't win, she gets kicked out pretty early, but is a fan favorite. later she appears in an interview with trixie mattel.

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The Wager spoilers 😭😭😭

Antoine: Did I get love, my lord?

Arthur: Unconditionally, from friends.

Antoine: But did I get bitches, my lord?

Arthur:

Arthur: You were so kind

A non-exhaustive list of things from TMA that I was 100% certain were just fandom jokes before I actually listened to the podcast:

- The homophobic vase.

- Jon being kidnapped and forcibly moisturized for a month.

- Jon being kidnapped three separate times in the span of a single season.

- The "I won't kill a man because you're jealous." "Why not?!" exchange between Jon and Martin.

- There are like seven or more characters all named some variant of Michael.

- Melanie calling Jon "The Ceaseless Watcher's special little boy".

- Jon asking Martin if he was a ghost.

- The "Statement of Joe Spooky" quote from Tim.

- The "Except for the vampires." "Yeah, obviously except for the vampires." exchange between Jon and Gerry.

- Mike Crew trapping a dude on a ladder forever.

- Jon asking Martin to gouge his eyes out and run away with him.

- Nikola Orsinov. Like, just in general.

- Elias being a pothead.

- Georgie being literally incapable of feeling fear.

- The bone apple teeth.

- The guy who married a bug.

today is the only day you can reblog this

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver