This Is So Fucking Funny To Me. Who Wants To Join The Ancient Athenian Evil Dining Club With Me

One of my favorite genres of post

My poor lobotomized little christ-figure baby 🥺

This one was a spontaneous piece with very little planning so it took a little bit to ‘sculp’ out as you can see from the vid. Anyway ask and you shall receive @cpericardium but only sometimes, my brain works in mysterious ways.

Gandalf in The Hobbit: You are Took and that makes you absolutely suited for adventure!

Gandalf in The Fellowship of the Ring: Who the FUCK let the Took come on this adventure?

Don’t worry about your relationship woes all you lonely Windrunners! Remember, first base is killing them!

lisa felt the need to request no tongue bc her shard told her exactly what taylor did to that poor girl

noelle is the best character ever. she’s socially anxious/shy. she’s a gamer and has a cringe blog where she posts all about obscure video game glitches and easter eggs and stuff. she’s a lesbian. her family is all sorts of tragic and fucked. she’s got angel imagery/symbolism going on. she’s got a WHOLE thing going on with her old childhood friend (not elaborating lest this post be 5000 words). her outfits are cute. you can make her murder countless people including one of her best friends and then psychologically damage her even further by proving it wasnt all a dream like she thought it was. she’s transgender. she’s an anthropomorphic deer. she is my beautiful daughter and she is cringe and weird and I LOVE HER! 

old worm art from circa 2022 that i never posted

It's so fucked up we never got a ward beach episode

Heartwarming: Mr Beast has surgically altered 1000 people to look just like members of the Slaughterhouse Nine! Any of them that survive 100 days without being lynched get $1,000,000!

Lily got to Brockton on June 2, and — assuming she was being exact when she said she had two weeks left as of June 17 — went back to New York on July 1.

Now, one might assume, given the timing and the tragic death of genderfluid icon Browbeat, that Piggot needed to hit a certain quota of queer capes during Pride month. But in Ward, Lily says she had other places she could've gone besides Brockton, which means it might've been that the NY PRT wanted to pawn her off to another city for a month.

Which brings us to the important question: what did Lily do to get herself not only banned from NY Pride, but banned from the entire city of New York for the duration of Pride month?