Last Night I Had A Dream I Woke Up To Find That My House Had Been Turned Into A Smart House With Every

two fish for the day 😙✌️

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

a baby gouger. call that a gouger gaga

MY NEW WAY TO HAVW FUN🔥🔥

IN MY OPINION ITS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL HORROR NARRATIVE ABOUT CHILD ABUSE EVER WRITTEN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THE DISORIENTATION AND PRIMAL FEAR OF THE VICTIMS BEFORE YOURE GIVEN ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE EVENTS AS AN OUTSIDE OBSERVER WOULD SEE THEM AND THE FORMAT OF AN UNFINISHED PS1 GAME WOULD PROBABLY ACCOMPLISH THAT TO SOME EXTENT ON ITS OWN EVEN IF THERE WERENT ALSO A VERY SATISFYING MYSTERY TO UNCOVER WITH AN UNRELIABLE NARRATOR

NASA putting mice in zero-g environments is one of the funniest fucking tests anyone has ever done and I hate having to hand that to them. Put those beasts in a situation.

got a new school laptop yesterday