While I Was Kayaking A While Back I Saw A Snake Swimming Across The River With A Fishie He’d Caught.

in love with the way this cop just Source Engine ragdolls down this children’s slide before concussing himself

Puffins in a flower field 

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Extremely good paragraph from an article exploring the concept of sentience in invertebrates

who is in charge of naming birds. i need to talk to them

This is becoming a pepper blog. 4-5 months of pepper growth. The rows are, from closest to the pot, 1 row of giant chibese bell pepper, 1 row of bhut jolokia ghost pepper, 2 rows of moruga trinidad scorpion peppers, 1⅚ rows of carolina reaper peppers, and the missing one is in the pot. He had to be *extra* and grow too soon.

What the fuck is it about the 80s that just made people lose it

I haven't personally verified this as I'm not at a computer, but multiple people in multiple places are saying the same thing. This is fucking insane. First the endless war on UBlock, then the Chromium changes to shut out some blocker functionalities entirely next year, now this?

Something is deeply rotten in recent Google/YouTube policy. I can't imagine that this is legal - how is this not anticompetitive? Google needs to get mega fucked in the press and the courts sooner rather than later.

And I need to switch to Firefox as soon as I get home.

IN MY OPINION ITS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL HORROR NARRATIVE ABOUT CHILD ABUSE EVER WRITTEN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THE DISORIENTATION AND PRIMAL FEAR OF THE VICTIMS BEFORE YOURE GIVEN ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE EVENTS AS AN OUTSIDE OBSERVER WOULD SEE THEM AND THE FORMAT OF AN UNFINISHED PS1 GAME WOULD PROBABLY ACCOMPLISH THAT TO SOME EXTENT ON ITS OWN EVEN IF THERE WERENT ALSO A VERY SATISFYING MYSTERY TO UNCOVER WITH AN UNRELIABLE NARRATOR