April Fool's Winners

before you stab someone: THINK!

how can you make it Tender?

how can you make it Homoerotic?

how can you make it Implicitly intimate?

how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?

how can you make it Kind of gay?

love drawing hc women with disproportionately and impractically huge weapons

[Podfic] Dearest by hoko_onchi (M, 32 minutes)

Draco and Harry accidentally activate a marriage curse and move into a cottage. With chickens.

Harry and Draco, and CHICKENS! I loved hoko's story and wanted to podfic it, so here we go with my first podfic!

Head onto AO3 to listen to this tale of chickens and domesticity and if you enjoy it, feel free to kudo and leave comments there and on the original work!

Story by @hoko-onchi-writes | Art & podfic by @stormy-sky-art

this took like 100 years of my life 😵 blending the characters with background is always so tricky, i always feel like characters don't match the rest

well, the moment when you're supposed to listen but you know, there's more important matters 🤛🏼

May Prompt Thingy!

Part 11 - Forgotten

Malfoy’s shouting at an aide again.

“-Potter’s forgotten more magical theory since we arrived five minutes ago than you’ve ever learned in your entire sorry life-”

“Not going to ask for help again this time?”

“Mm?” Harry’s not paying much attention to Ron. Hard to, with Malfoy really in his element like this.

Ron sounds amused. “Never mind. You’d think this lot would want to cooperate considering they’re the ones getting cursed on the reg.”

Harry grunts. “These are the same idiots who thought it was both sensible and necessary to create a Pureblood Cultural Preservation Society and then used it to lobby for some of Grindelwald’s greatest blood supremacy hits.”

“-certainly hope you’re not suggesting that there may be an issue due to his Muggle lineage? Because that would be a breach of the Equality Act 2004, Section 5, Subclause 32A-”

“Oh my God, he just got spit right on that guy's face.” Harry was a bit breathless.

Ron laughs. “You’re absolutely fucked, mate.”

AO3

Prompt List

Part 1 - Key | Part 2 - Black | Part 3 - Coffee

Part 4 - Pathetic | Part 5 - Hang | Part 6 - Floral

Part 7 - Yawn | Part 8 - Crystal | Part 9 - Puzzle(d)

Part 10 - Scene

I just know that dating her must be a nightmare.

and i will be loathing

for forever loathing

truly deeply loathing youuuuuu

my whole life long!!!!

it’s been a Long time since i last posted…. so sorry guys

i made this when i was going a little crazy about elphaba and this song and i had to draw something or i would’ve combusted

i love fem drarry… i’m obsessed with them so expect more drarry yuri fanart

also here’s the unfinished yaoi version that i made just a few days after because i just couldn’t get it out of my head 😭 but i don’t like it that much because draco looks too much like lucius for my liking…

today the song is a repeated one… next fanart there’ll be a new one trust 🤞🏻

hey! donate to uk trans charities today because it’s gonna be a rough one

pig,,