Nothing Drives This Society More Crazy Than A Woman Who Doesn't Hate Herself

Yule ‘94

brash testing

Harry and Draco's reactions in the aftermath of the Sectumsempra incident are both so wild.

Like, Harry witnesses Draco 1) basically straight up admit to being a Death Eater on a mission and then 2) attack him and attempt to use an Unforgivable Curse

and his reaction is to be like 'wow. draco was really upset and i almost hurt him in self defense after he attacked me. this is the worst thing i have ever done in my life and i should back off.' and THEN even after he is proven right and Draco's actions result in Bill's maiming and seemingly also are the reason that Snape is able to kill Dumbledore Harry never regrets his actions. He never feels guilty that he didn't do more to stop Draco or wishes Draco had died in the bathroom or wishes any type of ill on him. No. He just WORRIES about Draco.

Meanwhile, from Draco's POV Harry 1) hunts him down in a vulnerable moment and then 2) once they get into a fight attempts to brutally murder him with a cruel and deadly spell.

and his reaction is to be like 'eh it's fine. he probably didn't mean it. and i deserved it.' Like PANSY vilifies Harry to the school. But Draco never does. Nor does he try to get revenge on Harry. And their next interaction is at the Manor where Draco immediately risks everything by lying to protect him.

environmental storytelling

I’m sure someone somewhere has made this joke already, but this has been in my head for ages begging to be drawn, so.

(yes, NHS is the one asking.)

harry james potter

Big and Lil E (aka I updated the etho model woahh *explosion sound effect*)

sharing this gift for @faiell :3

some angsty forced bond 8th year muejeje

This is part of a continuous story, you can read the first part here. Based off this prompt list by @peachydreamxx and @uncannycerulean

I missed yesterday so you get a two for one, yay!

XXI. Flicker

<- previous

Draco sat by the fireplace reading a book. The lights would flicker across the pages and he didn’t pay it much mind, assuming it was the work of the flames in the fireplace. It only became a matter of concern once all the lights completely turned off. The low golden light of the fire served as the only source of illumination. 

Draco froze on the couch, his book completely forgotten. The house was massive, he knew this deeply, intimately. Yet, with all the lights completely off, the room seemed too small. The darkness shrinking around him until only his small corner could abate it off. Until the fire burned out.

The wood burning was the only sure sign time had passed.

“Why are you in the dark?” Harry asked.

“The magic gave out.”

“Lumos.” The lights came back on before Harry even finished speaking.

XXII. Harsh

It would take a full day for the muggle light repairmen to install the Elect Tree City. Harry had the brilliant idea to stay out at London for the day to “have a proper date.”

For breakfast they decided to eat at a pâtisserie. They browsed different shops, bought many clothes (Draco), and carried many bags (Harry). It was a very simplistic day and they hadn’t done much at all. Somehow, Draco still had fun.

The change was immediately noticeable as soon as they opened the door. Overwhelming brightness hit them and it was much harsher than lumos.

When confronted with this, Harry replied, “It’ll do for now.”

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all entries read on ao3

i need the clip here actually

transcript:

Gem, moving Scar and Grian's heads around in REPO: [giggle] We could- we could play with them, like they're dolls. They should get married. Or fight it out. Somewhere.

They could get married. Scar's got like a tiara on. It's perfect. [moves Grian to a corner] We'll put him there, [grabs Scar] and then he can walk down the aisle. [starts humming wedding march as she pushes them together]

Skizz: Who's getting married?

Impulse: Who's get- Aww!

Gem: These two, look!

Skizz: Awwww!

Impulse: How cute! Can I be the best man?

[Skizz continues humming wedding march]

Gem: Grian, you may now kiss the bride.

Impulse: I'm Grian's- I'm Grian's best man.

[Gem picks up Grian, pushes him against Scar and makes kissy noises repeatedly]

Impulse: Skizz, you be the maid of honor.

Skizz: I'll be... I'll be, I'll be- WOW! I'm Scar's best man.

Impulse: That works too.

Gem: How many times is it too many times to kiss at a wedding?

Skizz: You know what? It's their day.

Impulse: Like-

Skizz: You let it ride.

Impulse: Yeah. Yeah.

Skizz: I want it- I want it to get so crazy that people in the audience are like "we should maybe leave"

Impulse: Yeah it needs to get uncomfortable