My Urge To Make Every Nonhuman Character Kitty-like Wins Out Against Any Pedantry I Can Engage In With

Don't want to sound foolish and waste my chance away Oh, I'm not gonna make the same mistakes I'm not gonna run Just pick the boy you like I've got my home set

I just like the idea, if Theia will be actually not that sweet cutiepie

Abyss

ARE YOU A BONE OR BLOOD PERSON.

ARE YOU A VOID OR ABYSS PERSON.

ARE YOU A ROT OR DUST PERSON.

you know there actually is a meaningful difference between 'men's' and 'women's' deodorant beyond the selection of scents. 'mens' plays better with pit hair and doesn't pill up in it and 'womens' tends to have a more powdery finish to help prevent chafing. so really the two genders are actually hairy and bald.

The last part :3

Head cannon of the day, Venus is always boiling so Mercury is his ice cube (part 1)

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i would cannibalize god's rotting corpse. if the opportunity arose

Luna check on Earth after the card game is ruined. He still salty about it, but being mad at his planet will not solved it. He look around the orbit, but he didn't find him. Where is he?

Dread feels his stomach. He didn't pay attention to Earth much because of how excited he is with the card game. He didn't talk much today did he? He is awfully silent.

It reminds him too much about the moon revolution. And Luna doesn't like it.

It came across me that Luna hasn't formally introduced himself to Astrodude. So here's a funny idea. What if Luna tells Astrodude his preferred name, but it turns out to be Astorwife's name too? Then Luna asks him to just call his mother to not get confused. The Moon has been widely associated with womanhood and I think he wouldn't mind being called mother.

white girls hunting me in packs

I've had Tumblr for a year now. I joined a few months before the twitter people came running. HOW THE HELL IS THE TWITTER RUNNERS ALREADY BEEN A YEAR AGO