Chocolatechaoscollective - Chaos_collective

Wrong, I’ve been chosen it’s time to become gender.

Hello can I interest anyone in some hehe… in some tea? hehehe

I’m sure is he Luna…

Excuse me, ok?

I still want that room

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

I apologize to no one my 3 followers are stuck with this

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

I only found out that ineffable bureaucracy shippers existed after it became cannon. And I got swallowed by the cheers of them there's nothing left of me now. MY INEFFABLE HUSBAND'S HAS BEEN TAKEN AND I HAVE BEEN GIVEN A NEW CRACK SHIP. I LOVE INEFFABLE BUREAUCRACY BUT IT ISN'T FAIR.

Since ya'll liked my Ceres post so much...

Proto Earth and Proto Ceres!!!

Little facts about them:

-They were best friends in the past! Most of the old rockies wouldn't really approach Proto-Earth, due to a long rivalry he had with Theia (Nobody really wanted to pick sides, but Theia was Mars' and Venus' best friend, and everyone liked Proto Venus and Mars)

-Proto was very protective of Ceres, an older brother kind of vibe;

-Ceres did not like Theia, nor did Theia like Ceres. Mutually assured dislike.

-Not referenced in this drawing, but Ceres, Pallas and Vesta liked to pick asteroids and make little acessories for Proto to use. Proto loved those... Most got destroyed, though. Not all by the collision.

(The Earth still has one of those that he found around in his orbit, he keeps it guarded in a locked in a locket. He doesn't know why, but it seems special, somehow.)

-The first two to ever play asteroid dodgeball.

For now, that's it. I have a lot of Headcanons about these 2, but I'll leave them for later. See ya!!!

BTW i see these posts all the time like "ohhh i dont know what to comment on fics.." and every response is "keysmashes! or hearts!! anything works :3" and thats GREAT!! thats helpful!!

but: consider. if u genuinely like analyzing writing.. do u know ur just allowed to go through and quote your favorite parts and ramble abt what they mean to u and the author will LOSE IT WITH HYPE?

genuinely. i felt SO WEIRD the first time i did it.. but like. holy shit authors love it. its crack for authors. the first time i did it, it was on a fic that hadnt updated in half a year, give or take, and the author made 3 updates that month BECAUSE OF MY COMMENT.

LIKE. as an author every comment is INCREDIBLE!!! but also, dont feel like your comment has to be short or otherwise ur invasive or smth!! authors ADORE long comments more than ANYTHING.

biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning