Solarballs Stuff From 1 Million Years Ago I Forgot To Post

"lying is wrong" what evangelical nonsense is this???

Penelope of Sparta remains unphased by her husband's war crimes.

For Sun's 20th birthday (March 23rd), I'm here to remind him that he still has THREE planets

I apologize to no one my 3 followers are stuck with this

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

what do you mean you’re tagging my post with “shitpost.” that was craftsmanship. van gogh wasn’t doodling. michelangelo didn’t work with playdoh. it’s like calling the lord jesus’s carpentry whittling

and if i said excerpt from a spur of the moment voltron college au chatfic

Keith: i think he wants me

Keith: yeah he wants me sooooo bad 

Shiro: You’re hopeless.

Shiro: This is why you can’t land a successful relationship Keith

Keith: wtf traitor 

Keith: we’re both playing hard to get it’s called a STRATEGY .

Shiro: You know what else is a strategy? 

Shiro: Telling him you like him. 

Keith: it’s a long game shiro that’s called a cheat code 

Shiro: What it’s called is putting an end to hopeless pining. 

Keith: wait what’s the sound 

Shiro: What sound? 

Keith: The sound of you being BLOCKED. 

Shiro: Oh my god. 

Tim is typing furiously at his laptop when Damian walks in, holding a katana.

Damian: Drake, do you know what time it is?

Tim: not looking up Uh, noon?

Damian: Wrong. It’s time for you to perish.

Tim: still typing Can it wait until I finish this report for Bruce?

Damian: pauses …Very well. But know that your doom is imminent.

Five minutes later, Damian returns with snacks and silently places them next to Tim.

Tim: smirks Thanks for the snacks, future executioner.

Damian: huffs I refuse to let you die of starvation before I defeat you.

"I don't want to read this" is totally valid.

"This is disgusting to me" is totally valid.

"I don't want to read this because it is disgusting to me" is totally valid.

"I don't think anyone should be allowed to read or write this because it is disgusting to me" is authoritarian.