Y’all Expose Yourselves And Take This Fanfic Test I Was Just Forced To By An Irl So Now I’m Making

ventheia is gonna be real in 3...2...

Fucked up that you have to go to work during the winter. Should be curled up in a little nest with several months' supply of food stocked up right now.

I feel like half the time because Saturn goes so hard with the baby talking, Titan doesn't know what he's saying.

Also I do love Mercury being included because he's always low-key been a character I've thought of as more moon coded, especially with his relationship with Sun. He is very much Sun's stress toy but I could also argue to an extent as a pet like Titan, not in an he's an accessory way.

But more of a Sun is like those semi neglectful pet owners who will accidentally cause the pet harm bc he isn't bothered to take care of Mercury correctly or learn how to. He still cares for Mercury but will cause him harm due to not learning about his pet before hand.

The Planets and their moons dynamic

Jupiter is an American schoolteacher. He definitely has favorite students, but he'll still protect everyone from an asteroid shower. He just might not know all the names of his students.

Hear me out here, Mars is the middle child who's in charge of the younger siblings. He sees them eating things they're not supposed to and he'll think it's all good. He was like that when he was their age and he turned out fine.

Saturn Moon's are his pets, dolls, and accessories. They're like a collection to him, even his favorite is still just a pet.

Uranus is a divorced Dad who got the kids. In his self-pity, his oldest daughter had to pick up the mother role.

Neptune is a father who goes on long trips, leaving his oldest adopted son to take care of the kids. They don't know when he'll come back either.

Charon is the dom and Pluto is her moon.

Earth and Luna are in a codependent friendship on its last legs. The only thing holding them up is the Earth lice they have to take care of together.

For fun! Mercury is Sun's stress toy.

these are my mutuals. they know who they are

Abyss

ARE YOU A BONE OR BLOOD PERSON.

ARE YOU A VOID OR ABYSS PERSON.

ARE YOU A ROT OR DUST PERSON.

experts say the president is experiencing violently homosexual behaviours including making out with the opposing party leader….?? more at 20:00

no way ppl are using ai to write ao3. what happened to being a tortured writer. what happened to blood on the page. what happened to the ao3 curse. people used to get run over, have their houses burned down, break their entire spines and they still put in the work to finish a chapter. fuck you, using ai. y’all are weak

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil