I Believe The Celestial Body That Watched Over Humanity For Thousands Of Years Would Be Fit Enough To

I believe the celestial body that watched over humanity for thousands of years would be fit enough to predict Astrodude's future.

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Fandom is so different now and it’s becoming un-fun with how quickly shit moves.

I just want to enjoy things. I don’t want to have to play a game of Artist-Race that seems to be afoot lately.

Ya’ll eat up fandoms, leave artists and writers bone dry and then move on so fucking quickly then fucking wonder where all the Good Fandom Stuff is.

Idk Maybe cherish some things for longer. Reblog stuff. Interact with people. Comment and share.

Fandom is Capitalism now and I’m not being nuanced.

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

I still want that room

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit

"Forgotten Grief"

"Forgotten Grief"

Commission on twt💥💥

They like making me favs suffer i get it

"Waa why aren't fandoms fun anymore" because you keep policing people's headcanons, make fun of cosplayers,make fun of selfshipers, make fun of beginner artists and just make fun of people for having fun 😐

I refuse to finish good omens season 2. I know what's coming and I'm not ready. They are my emotionally unstable 6000 year old pining couple. No. I'm not going to finish past episode 4 until the next season is out. I'm to unstable to watch their break up right now.


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you know how people say soup is round and so it's messed up to put it in a square tupperware? that's how I feel every time I see a square watch

say something funny

Meet Valen Slime! I made him for Valentine's years ago :3

Meet Valen Slime! I Made Him For Valentine's Years Ago :3
Meet Valen Slime! I Made Him For Valentine's Years Ago :3

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