I Think He's Earth Fan

and if i said excerpt from a spur of the moment voltron college au chatfic

Keith: i think he wants me

Keith: yeah he wants me sooooo bad 

Shiro: You’re hopeless.

Shiro: This is why you can’t land a successful relationship Keith

Keith: wtf traitor 

Keith: we’re both playing hard to get it’s called a STRATEGY .

Shiro: You know what else is a strategy? 

Shiro: Telling him you like him. 

Keith: it’s a long game shiro that’s called a cheat code 

Shiro: What it’s called is putting an end to hopeless pining. 

Keith: wait what’s the sound 

Shiro: What sound? 

Keith: The sound of you being BLOCKED. 

Shiro: Oh my god. 

ME AND WHO(I'm Mercury)

Also:

he just needed a sticker

Dark side of the Earth

VERCURYYYY🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

I have a small head cannon that part of the reason why Neptune can't tell anyone apart is because he's not wearing his glasses.

Like sure he's bad at remembering names, but I like to think it's worse because he can't see anyone's face.

Binder is like a beautiful hug to me

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

I hate beatboxing so much. I FUCKING HATE IT. If you make dubstep sounds with your mouth then I personally think we should be allowed to hit you with a really, really heavy truck.

Wrong, I’ve been chosen it’s time to become gender.

Hello can I interest anyone in some hehe… in some tea? hehehe