Im Sorry, Did PEOPLE FORGET WE'RE BOYCOTTING EUROVISION???

The pinnacle of romance is threatening someone with a broken beer bottle and them being oddly into it.

You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. Outrage about hedonism is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radical rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.

they’re in love your honor

I DO CARE! I CARE SO MUCH!

It’s Fat Bear Friday, if you even care

the "haha funny piss kink joke" to "wet yourself on my cock while dry humping" pipeline

STOP FLAGGING US FOR SAYING "TRANS"

Me showing my mutuals from one fandom a blorbo from another fandom knowing damn well they dgaf:

New bed same rat. Not spooked this time.

i’m sad can you guys reblog this with cute photos of your pets

How Argyle proposes to Jonathan.