Two Years?! I’m In!

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“I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises It’s funny to say they are small, it’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans have held bottles, pencils and thermoses in front of themselves and called out, ‘Hey, look at me! I’m Mr. So-And-So Dick! I’ve got such-and-such for a penis!’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh."

[A white fortune cookie paper with black text reading: Your fondest dream will come true within this year.]

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when i say "movies used to be better before" i dont mean it like "wow im so special and quirky i think yall are stupid for enjoying modern non vintage shit im only 14 and i was jason born in the wrong generation" i mean "90% of the movies these days are just money grabbers force fed to you by every ad and meme ever cause disney probably owns half the oxygen supply at this point and i miss when movies used to be made for the art / acting / meaning of them and not just copyright renewals idk lol"

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