Thinking Of... Sal...

reminder that my blog is a safe space for freaks, weirdos, cringe folks, oddballs, jesters of the kingdom, town fools, outcasts, scallywags, tomfoolers, buffoons, muppets, clowns, jokers, pranksters, and overall eccentric individuals

you're all good in my book

Pronouns? Yeah I gots all the pronouns you could want. Bootleg? No, no, you've got it all wrong. They just, uh, fell off the back of a truck. Now, can I interest you in a she/sher? Or how about a nice he/hee? That one's gonna get real popular, lemme tell you what. What? I'm telling you, these are genuine articles of speech. Look kid, I don't normally do this, but you buy a set of, uh, lemme see... not those... you/youse, I'll throw in another pair free. I dunno, for your dog or something. You ever think about your dog's pronouns? I thought not. Cash only.

a handsome fellow

the masc-androgynous urge to edit and rewrite the ppg wiki even though i cant write wiki articles for shit

average gorillaz music video

urgh remind me to finish venture bros plz

@ my followers: i’ve never spoken to 97% of y’all and all we do is reblog posts from each other but you guys are amazing 

colored this in art club

yeah

can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]

boooooooo i hate when educational nature videos call animals that dont do crazy shit "primitive". a slug isnt primitive. it literally does not need to be any more than what it already is. why would a slug need agriculture or complex forms of communication. it has no need for what we think of as "advanced". it loves to eat dead leaf and sleep in flower pot. a slug is so cool