My mom called me and was like "Why don't you ever come over anymore? Do you hate me? Am I just some bitch that you don't wanna talk to?" Like yesss how'd you know
Because you and I are destined to hentai game
Oh my god literally what the hell I have a mole by my left nipple and how did I NEVER NOTICE it was growing a LONG ASS HAIR ðŸ˜
I plucked that bitch and it hurt
Toby fox... please.. I'm begging for more deltarune.....
Matt and Todd doodles from this week
Artistic rendition of me dropping a deuce at school but the door didn't have a lock so I had to hold it with my finger
I want a pet monkey sooooo bad but he would prolly throw his shit at me
Stepdad is Arthur ofc
Crazy news. I'm part of the cast for the first performance of a play and when it gets published mine and my castmates names will be on it as the original cast!!!!!!!!
If you cal girls nmes Hannah 'banana' you need to keep that same energy and call girls named Nicole 'tadpole'
Me when I spend 3 days listening to this musical nonstop only to accidentally learn EVERYONE ELSES LINES BUT MY OWN
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