I'm So Normal About Him *dies*

There were sesame seeds in my bed this morning. Why were they there

brock and james from pokemon are so hot man

She pi on my diameter till I circumferance

😝

In theatre.. guts start to bubble and gurgle.. I go to fart... It is not a far.t... I hold it in... I cower in fear at the thought of what will happen later....

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I FICKING LOVE CEILING FANS

My sister had me look for her heat protectant spray and I opened a drawer and found a spray bottle labeled 'sex toy cleaner' dawg I'm CRYING WHY WOULDNT YOU JUST USE SOAP AND WATER I AM CERTAIN THAT SPRAY IS NOT ENOUGH TO CLEAN IT

"I can direct you to his house from here"

"How about you suck my balls from his house to here"

Bro 😭

I need to see this cast list I'm going to shit myself in anticipation