“Don’t You EVER Compare Me To John Egbert From Homestuck AGAIN!!!”

The cunt served around the world

When we're learning about programs put in place in the 60s to assist people in poverty and the teacher lists stuff I thought everybody had

l I will be ppl apapapapapapapaplaplaapapaplplllpalapl aw@

Tim just said beer is liquid bread and he's so right but why

death the kid aha

My boyy <3 he looks so scuffed here but whatever

I drew dostoevsky.... heart eyes emoji

In drivers ed and the instructor heard the car make a weird noise and got really concerned.. it was my stomach growling

Me when in exactly one week I'll be performing for an audience of 1,200

My buddy ol pal drew me