Matpat What The Shit Bro

My buddy ol pal drew me

Was rereading volume 5 today and I forgot how fine Wallace is

I nearly forgot about march eridan

"Noah I hate you"

"Hey hey! I also hate you Noah" - My newspaper advisor

Oh my god literally what the hell I have a mole by my left nipple and how did I NEVER NOTICE it was growing a LONG ASS HAIR 😭

I plucked that bitch and it hurt

In drivers ed and the instructor heard the car make a weird noise and got really concerned.. it was my stomach growling

Me when my bus driver tries to start an argument with a 14 year old for the 27th time this week

Me fr

Accidentally put my hand in a mysterious puddle of liquid on my desk in world history class and genuinely started tweaking