I Keep Using My Girlfriend With Unusual Work Hours To Get Out Of Coworker Interactions And Happy Hours

saw this on twitter and lost my mind for a solid 10 minutes

Who would win in a fight Overhaul or Donald Duck

Choose wisely

you know, i was pretty skeptical when horikoshi introduced the ‘Todoroki’s Mom’s New Boyfriend, Gang Orca’ arc, but i’ve been really impressed with how tactfully he’s addressed such a sensitive topic

Just rediscovered potentially the funniest thing I’ve written in recent memory

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Lady Dimitrescu

look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan. 

text posts + boku no hero academia (again)

My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites

(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)

Bonus:

Part 2

boss asked me if i knew what a brony was today but he pronounced it like “brownie” then started explaining, but somehow I’M THE WEIRD ONE FOR INTERRUPTING WITH “Oh, you mean BRONYS, yeah, they do want to fuck horses!”