LOOKING FOR WITCHES

Dear Future Daughter: 1) When you’re at some party, chain smoking on the roof with some strange girl with blue hair and exorbitant large dark eyes, ask her about her day. I promise you, you won’t regret it. Often times you’ll find the strangest of people have the most captivating of stories to tell. 2) Please, never mistake desire for love. Love will engulf your soul, whilst desire will emerge as acid, slowly making it’s way through your veins, gradually burning you from the inside out. 3) No one is going to fucking save you, anything you’ve read or heard otherwise is bullshit. 4) One day a boy is going to come along who’s touch feels like fire and who’s words taste like vanilla, when he leaves you, you will want to die. If you know anything at all, know that it is only temporary. 5) Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and you’re not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that carton of Ben and Jerry’s and afterwards, go the fuck to bed. So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells you differently

Abbie Nielsen (via deceptivelips)

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Absolutely in love with these pieces 😍 by LuminaryCanvas on Etsy

Do you know of any stones that can promote self love or self confidence?

That combination I would use any of the following:

Aquamarine

Citrine

Onyx

Charoite

Labradorite

Rhodinite

Fluorite

Rose Quartz

And if you can’t get any of those, simple Clear Quartz powered with your intent will do just fine.

Purple lababradorite <3

Ostara (March 21st)

Ostara, also spelled as Eostre, is the first day of Spring. Ostara symbolizes new life and is represented by rabbits and eggs. A wonderful day to celebrate the changing of the warmer season and celebrate the fertility of Earth.

Herbs

Lavender

Thyme

Lemon Balm

Rose Hips

Spring Flowers

Colours

Light Green

Light Purple

Light Yellow

Light Pink

Light Blue

Crystals

Clear Quartz

Rose Quartz

Jasper

Aquamarine

Food

Egg Dishes

Seeds (Sesame, Sunflower, Almonds, Pecans, etc.)

Lamb Dishes

Leafy Greens

Wine

Celebrating

A nature walk to see the changing season

Decorate eggs/ painting them

Plant seeds/ working on a garden

Herb work of any type

Pick/buy some flowers (make sure to ask permission before picking flowers and to thank them afterwards)

Basic Herbs and Crystals:

Another Friday comes time for another giant wall of text, hallelujah. It doesn’t feel like a week has passed, honestly to me it still feels like January! No matter though, this will be a fun one, you read the title! :D

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Lesson 2: Basic Energy Manipulation

I’m a manipulator. No, not in that sense. Not with words. But… I DO however manipulate energy! Want to learn how? Good, you’ve come to the right place. If you haven’t read my first lesson, please read that first. It covers a lot of the basic knowledge you should have before starting this current lesson. Just look in my blog, thanks.

Alright, so there are 2 sub-dimensions in the 3rd Dimension, where we are. There is the physical and the energetic. The energetic affects the physical and the physical affects the energetic. They work in tandem but in indiscreet ways. And to manipulate the energetic world you need a lot of oomf. And pizzaz. Wait, fuck that. All you really need is imagination and willpower. The energy around us is manipulated by our imaginations. If we imagine something in front of us and will it into existence, it exists in the energetic world. Pretty damn simple. Right?

Well, wrong. But hey, doubt kills your energy manipulation skill by diminishing your willpower. SO! Please note that when you know something in the energetic world, it is true. Willpower, baby. It’s key NOT to DOUBT yourself whatsoever. Otherwise your subconscious will make things go haywire and we REALLY do NOT want that. Trust me. Now, onto a few vocabulary words…

- Construct = Whatever in God’s name you create with your satanic energy manipulation witchcraft shit. Like those blasted energy balls (psi-balls), or your run-of-the-mill butterfly thing you imagined up into existence. Or maybe one of your high-falootin’ shields. Who the hell knows.

- Element = One of those-them-there properties able to be applied to your base energy. Every being on planet earth and beyond has a primary element, or two, or three, or something like that. Basically, they are what you yourself produce naturally, and are what you are most proficient in. For example, I’m water and void and darkness with a little electricity. Again, pretty simple.

- Program/Programming = To make a construct do something or give it purpose. For all those nerds out there like myself. And maybe even you since you’re learning this stuff.

So, now, a basic construct I want each and every one of you to make is, yes, you guessed it, a psiball! Ooh so magical! Well not really, but it’s pretty damn awesome for the first time. So, here are the instructions:

1. Cup those hands, yeaaahhh baby! Just like you’re holding a ball! OH YEAH SCOOREEEE! But really, just put your hands together like you’re holding a ball or something round.

2. Imagine a sphere or a glowing ball of sorts between your hands. I’m not gonna get too specific, but just something round because nobody really gives a fuck whose balls you touch. WAIT WHAT. I mean, uhh, just something… Ballsy? SPHERICAL. THERE WE GO.

3. Will it into existence. Know it exists. Don’t doubt yourself. Gonna be serious on this one, which is rare I know, but it’s crucial NEVER to doubt yourself in energy work. But also don’t get confident. The right mindset is a one of just knowing and exerting your will. I hope that makes sense.

4. Try slightly pushing your hands together and away from each other (very slightly). Feel some resistance? Yep. That’s the psiball in action. Congrats. But don’t get cocky now. Anyone can create a ball of energy. Except maybe a toad. BUT HEY! You’re better than a toad at this. Oh, that doesn’t mean much, does it? Oh well.

5. Now, for the final touch, play around with it. Make it do certain things and get a feel for it. No, no, don’t cock a feel. Geez, pervert. That poor kind little innocent psiball! Kidding, but seriously, see how creative you can get with it. Apply different properties. Change it. Make it into something else. The potential is limited only to your imagination and willpower. Hell, give it commands and control it. It’s all up to you.

Okay now you’re making me jealous. I’m probably not even half as good as you. Not even close. Good job nonetheless. Humph. *crosses my arms and pouts*

(Thanks for reading!)

P.S. If you want tips or tricks, or want some questions answered (literally anything metaphysical, especially philosophy questions), feel free to message me. Otherwise, I’m not gonna teach or tutor you besides that. I have my plate full already. Thanks and have a great day evening or whatever the fuck. Twilight? No clue. But anyways, bye for now!

Pink Hot Chocolate Milk - A Self-Love Potion

A potion for self love. Take as a ‘self love pick-me-up.

Ingredients: 

½ c. Strawberry Nesquick or other strawberry milk flavour (add more to taste if desired. Strawberry represents love, sweetness, passion, softness, and warmth.

1 c. white chocolate chips Chocolate represents sexual and non-sexual euphoria, communication, love, desire, and acceptance. White chocolate is a ‘whiter’ version of this.

¾ c. instant dry milk Milk represents, peace, fertility, a healthy body, and having plenty.

½ pkg instant white chocolate pudding (3.3 oz)

Instructions:

Grind up white chocolate chips. Freezing them first helps. Mix all ingredients together, using about three teaspoons per cup or water, milk, or coconut milk.

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