I Have A Friend Who Is Very Into Sumo.

"died and came back wrong" nah, died and came back an entirely different guy. like actually, that's just some random other dude. where did you get him

This is fucking awesome LMAOOOO

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Nukani Cafe Translations

At the Nukani Animate Cafe, if you spent 2000 yen, you'd get a random character card. These cards have emails to Eiden from the characters (or Eiden to his boys). Below is my translation of all of them!

Date 06/17

From: Eiden

Subject: Wrap Party!!!!

Good job, everyone! I'd like to throw a party for everyone, now that finals are done.

I know you're still busy regardless, so make sure you make time to stop by! It'll be at...hmm...How about we borrow an empty classroom and do karaoke? Bring any sort of snacks or board games you like!

I want to talk about a lot of stuff, so let's meet at our usual place after class tomorrow!

Date 11/12

From: Aster

Subject: Big News ☆☆☆

Master, did you know? The bread store received a new batch of super flashy hot dogs!

They'll sell out if you wait too long. I'm going to go get some soon, so you should come with me. (◡‿◡)♡

I have to update my socials if I get it!

So you should take pictures of me, because I'm soooooo cute! (@•̀ᴗ-)✧

Date 04/13

From: Morvay

Subject: Purchased Bread

Hey, have you eaten the new bread that came in? I just randomly lined up to buy one when I was going out with that shitty vampire, but it's surprisingly good! It's shape is amazing, and it's delicious too!

...Except, there was a crowd jostling me around, so the hot dog got all over the inside of my bag (;Ɐ;) Either way, you should definitely try it if you get the chance, Master!

Date 12/08

From: Yakumo

Subject: Today's Lunch U-Umm, thank you very much for helping me carry the club supplies today!

I made you a bento box as thanks. I hope you'll like it...

Umm, if it's okay, could we eat lunch together today? I look forward to your response. Date 03/21

From: Edmond

Subject: Recommended Food

You told me before that you wanted me to eat properly, even though I'm so busy with extracurricular activities, so...

I've lately been eating that simple sandwich you made for me the other day. It could be sweeter, but it's both healthy and delicious. I give you my thanks.

The tournament will be soon, so I'd like you to...no, never mind. Let us both work as hard as we can. I will correspond with you again.

Date 10/03

From: Olivine

Subject: Milk Pudding

Thank you for helping me with the choir the other day. By the way, you've been busy lately...are you sleeping okay?

Oh, right! I bought some milk from the store. It's delicious! Milk contributes to sound sleep, so you should drink it to properly relax.

I was thinking I'd make milk pudding at home...but, if you're up for it, I'd love your company.

Date 09/14

From: Quincy

Subject: I was asleep...

I heard you were looking for me.

The sunlight filtering through the trees feels nice, so I fell asleep behind the gym. It is really green there. Topper likes it.

Want to come with me, Eiden? I'll wait for you while I eat my lunch, onigiri.

But I might just fall asleep again...

Date 05/22

From: Kuya

Subject: URGENT -- Supplementary Lessons After School

Supplementary Lessons After School

Time: 6:00 PM (end time TBD)

Place: Classroom A10

Required Items: Writing utensils, previous test

Goodness, how did you manage to score 9 on this test? Quite embarrassing.

Please come to the chemistry classroom after school. I will give you a special one-on-one lesson.

By the way, you must get a perfect score to pass.

Date 11/28

From: Garu

Subject: Let's Eat Together!

Sorry about earlier!!!

I didn't bring my lunch so I sprinted to get it...I wasn't paying attention and knocked you over...

My latest favorite food is a stamina bowl that's sold at the cafeteria. It's really good when paired with a sports drink! After I'm done running, let's go eat together!

--

I-I don't really want to eat with you. Don't get it twisted!

Date 02/02

From: Blade

Subject: I drew something cute!!

Hey, hey! Darling, let me tell you something!!

I was painting on the ground the other day and I knocked over a whole can of paint. The paint spread all over and made a really great painting! (@>‿<)

I'll come to your classroom after school tomorrow to show you, so wait for me, okay?

Date 08/09

From: Dante

Subject: Finals

Are you studying for finals? I heard that you did well on the last quiz. Surely that was because we studied together. If you do well on your finals, I will take you to the cafe we went to last time as a reward. They have superb spiced naan there.

The most important thing is that you do your best and don't laze about.

Date 07/11

From: Rei

Subject: You came again?

Hey, you used the doctor's office's bed again to rest, right? Father told me. Oh well, it's good you're not injured, at least...I'm glad you like to keep yourself rested, but I'm a busy man. Don't give me more work to do.

...Since you have so much energy, how about joining me for some experiments? If you agree to that, you can come use the bed as often as you'd like.

Date ??/??

From: Rin

Subject: I'm always here.

Brother...

The people around you are so loud lately...

I know you're popular, but that can get you into trouble, you know? Your school life needs to be quieter...

Let me know if you get depressed. I'll make any problems disappear for you, brother...

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

curious about how people think dante and kuya’s eyes are constructed. their eyes are where their gems are located, but ??? is it all gem or is it only the iris? what’s the deal with the eye whites?

also, thoughts on whether their gem eyes can dilate/contract or not?

Does anyone know where that post is that talks about a child's prayer to Saint Michael? I remember "kill it with your sword, kill it with your sword, amen" quite distinctly but I can't remember the rest

what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood

thinking about the omega priests post and olivine. as you do. but more specifically thinking about olivine going to solaria on official church business and coincidentally the scheduling of the trip means that he's going to go into heat during it. which is fine, kind of. it's going to suck a lot going through a heat alone when he's been so thoroughly spoiled by eiden and the clan, but he's had years of practice.

except solaria is really fucking hot. downright unbearable when in heat, especially when you're used to cooler temperatures like resident white boy olivine. and also dante ISN'T used to being around omegas in heat because he's been so isolated for so long. and dante offered to house olivine at his residence because there's a lot of rooms he's not using and what, is he going to make an acquaintance stay at an inn? do you doubt the sun lord's hospitality??

so they're both slowly going insane in close quarters because. olivine can't make the first move. and dante can't make the first move. and they're slowly roasting in horny fumes