MILK TEETH PROPAGANDA
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thinking about the omega priests post and olivine. as you do. but more specifically thinking about olivine going to solaria on official church business and coincidentally the scheduling of the trip means that he's going to go into heat during it. which is fine, kind of. it's going to suck a lot going through a heat alone when he's been so thoroughly spoiled by eiden and the clan, but he's had years of practice.
except solaria is really fucking hot. downright unbearable when in heat, especially when you're used to cooler temperatures like resident white boy olivine. and also dante ISN'T used to being around omegas in heat because he's been so isolated for so long. and dante offered to house olivine at his residence because there's a lot of rooms he's not using and what, is he going to make an acquaintance stay at an inn? do you doubt the sun lord's hospitality??
so they're both slowly going insane in close quarters because. olivine can't make the first move. and dante can't make the first move. and they're slowly roasting in horny fumes
Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy
Thinking bout that specific behaviour where someone eats somethign and starts to make a "this is yucky" face and the mom of the group naturally reaches out ezpecting a spitout
I want to remind everyone that at some point in the timeline Huey taught at the Sorcerers Trials. Which is so fucking funny to me because I know he was a horrible professor. That man did not know how to teach.
Imagine the vessel of God’s power giving you an F on your paper. His ass would not extend deadlines or round up your grade. His lectures would have been so awful because his voice is so monotone.
also it kills me that his parents died in “an accident” while trying to flee. it wasn’t even the mob?? and dante, being the guy im quoting (its like hanabi dante room 4), knows that their deaths were incidental?
i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks
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