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I am lowkey goin insane • I just post shit about what I'm currently obsessed about

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4 months ago

First off, spin this wheel.

You just landed on one of 200 fandoms that have been very popular somewhere on Tumblr over the years. Topics were chosen either from appearing on a @fandom end-of-year recap or from my own long (long, long) site memories before that.

also all of these fandoms are definitely things that really exist in the real world and none of them are Tumblr creations


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4 months ago

Pour one out for #steel ball run.

4 months ago

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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4 months ago
I Think One Of The Biggest Reasons I Enjoy Jjba Is Because I Envy This Level Of Confidence And Sincerity

I think one of the biggest reasons I enjoy jjba is because I envy this level of confidence and sincerity in storytelling. See, I would not have just said something as fucking stupid as "bullet-deflecting oil." I would've come up with some kind of Watsonian bullshit magic-science explanation that at least squared with the logic of the story instead of just saying "Oh, it's an oil that deflects bullets" and moving on to the next thing. But that is not because I am a better storyteller, no, quite the opposite. It's because I'm a coward.

4 months ago
[Standverse AU] SNAKE EYES Part 1... To Be Continued
[Standverse AU] SNAKE EYES Part 1... To Be Continued
[Standverse AU] SNAKE EYES Part 1... To Be Continued
[Standverse AU] SNAKE EYES Part 1... To Be Continued
[Standverse AU] SNAKE EYES Part 1... To Be Continued
[Standverse AU] SNAKE EYES Part 1... To Be Continued
[Standverse AU] SNAKE EYES Part 1... To Be Continued
[Standverse AU] SNAKE EYES Part 1... To Be Continued

[Standverse AU] SNAKE EYES Part 1... to be continued

If anyone was wondering what The World's old crew is up to, they're bullying C-Moon

bonus:

[Standverse AU] SNAKE EYES Part 1... To Be Continued
4 months ago

Petition to get Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) as an ending song for the SBR anime. We got fuckin "every time I close my eyes I wake up feeling so horny" I think they can handle that as well

4 months ago
Just C-Moon On The Fabric Of Spacetime

Just C-Moon on the fabric of spacetime

5 months ago
Fireflies Photograph In Trees With Long Time Exposure.

Fireflies photograph in trees with long time exposure.

5 months ago

I went on a date today and she found out I made the bike comic

I was out this this cute girl and I think we were really hitting it off, then she asked what kind of comics I make. I told her, and then as she looked at them on her phone, recognition came over her face.

Her: "oh...OH MY GOD... ARE YOU THE BIKE CUCK GUY???"

Me: "Y-yeah..."

Her: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Her: "WAIT, HOLD ON, I GOTTA SHOW MY FRIENDS THIS."

She asked the people at the table behind us if she could borrow one of their phones for a second to pull up something on the browser. Then she held their phone somewhat in front of hers and took a photo of me along with it.

I never asked for the photo so here is my approximate recreation of what I think it looked like:

I Went On A Date Today And She Found Out I Made The Bike Comic

She was busy texting seemingly all of her friends as we finished our meals and stood up, when I decided to pipe up again.

Me: "Um, y-you know wh-what would make the happiness in the world increase..."

She looked up from her phone with a sly smile.

Her: "What?"

Me: "I-if...if we k-- um, kissed..."

Her amused smile slowly descended into an absolutely indiscernible neutral expression.

then, after a pause

it rose again into a smile

Her: "You... are so cute. Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you."

I closed my eyes tight, and gently puckered my lips, bracing for a kiss.

Then she slapped my ass so hard that there is still a palm print on it.

5 months ago
This Is The Magic Lucky Word Count. Reblog For Creativity Juice. It Might Even Work, Who Knows.

This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.

5 months ago

love it when a blonde man is evil. that is his natural habitat


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5 months ago

I put the :3 in 3:33 AM

5 months ago

man who is this freaking guy😂😂😂

Man Who Is This Freaking Guy😂😂😂
5 months ago

yeah okay sure you're a cosmic being beyond human comprehension. im a comic being beyond human comprehension. and they love me

5 months ago

Not over the fact that Johnny's canonically a prophet actually

And he became a saint after if you look at what happened in Jojolion

Don't ask me the saint of what tho, all I know is that his corpse ain't rotting

5 months ago

I saw that one thing on Twitter and was like wait i have an idea

I Saw That One Thing On Twitter And Was Like Wait I Have An Idea

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I Saw That One Thing On Twitter And Was Like Wait I Have An Idea

Man, why is waiting for your results so scary.

Wait...

scary...

like scary monsters???

Its 2am and im tweakin rn


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5 months ago

Funniest thing about the official Youtube video for "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" is that the comments are literally Jojo reference, Jojo reference, Jojo reference, Jojo reference, Jojo reference, Jojo reference, Jojo reference, Jojo reference, Jojo reference, Jojo reference, Jojo reference, Jojo reference, Jojo reference, Jojo reference, Jojo reference, Jojo reference, This was my late father's favorite song and I'm glad that this song lets me still feel connected with him <3, Jojo reference, Jojo reference, Jojo reference, Jojo refe

5 months ago
Well oneof You Is Lying

Well oneof you is lying

5 months ago

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

5 months ago

Reblog to hug the person you reblogged this from and tell them that everything's going to be okay

5 months ago

do care + did ask + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you

5 months ago

Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

5 months ago

My bearded dragon is fascinated by the falling snow outside. He keeps going to the window to stare at it. He woke up from brumating to look at the snow.

He’s a desert species smh what does he want to do with snow...

5 months ago

Sbr is only mildly morally ambiguous and that’s okay

okay so the title is misleading 🫣 this is just a short examination of Johnny v Valentine (and Johnny & Valentine) with a little analysis of the confrontation.

for me valentine’s defining character trait isn’t his patriotism but that’s he’s a massive fucking liar. excellent writing for a politician. the only promise he ever kept was the one he made to lucy not to harm steven. and even then valentine is also super vindictive, so even though he didn’t kill him he made sure to torture him a little. Valentine is not at all the magnanimous man he presents himself to be and the constant discrepancy between his words and his actions proves that. when he’s trying to trick johnny into ending the rotation he hits all correct appeals but johnny knows in his gut that this man is a liar.

sometimes ppl act like sbr proposes a huge moral quandary about valentine’s intentions and whether he was the one “walking the righteous path” all along. but there’s really not. that’s Johnny’s internal battle. Since nick’s death johnny believed himself to be a curse / burden / bad person, but through the race he undergoes several trials that end in self-improvement and learning to have grace with himself. by the end of the narrative Johnny has evolved into someone who does have the strength of character and integrity necessary to judge the actions of someone else, whether he believes it or not, and regardless of whether he feels the right to. So yes, johnny was right to kill valentine. there’s no ifs or buts about it. the true brutality and cruelty of Valentine’s ideal world was very clearly portrayed in the way D4C Love Train functions. the corpse appeared to ‘choose’ Valentine by granting him Love Train, but at the same time it was also healing Johnny. if we look at the corpse through the lens of it primarily being a tool used to achieve the collector’s desires, we see that it empowered both Valentine and Johnny and indirectly or not set them on a collision course with each other. Perhaps there was a question of who was ‘righteous’ for the corpse itself, but the narrative itself tells us over and over again that it’s Johnny.

look at it this way. Johnny, who for most of his life believed he was spiritually and later physically damaged beyond hope, was empowered through the corpse and ended the narrative with a new chance at life. Valentine, who desired a world where not just America would prosper, but where he would be the head of said prospering state, and embody the power behind it, was granted the ability to achieve that world. Yet during their confrontation, the callous cruelty and negative consequences of Valentine’s vision is made apparent over and over again. First with Lucy, then with the innocents killed ‘somewhere else’, and lastly with Gyro and Johnny. Valentine’s actions always betray the truth of his intentions; once he proposed the deal, should Johnny have accepted, he intended to backstab Johnny and kill him the moment he got what he wanted. If he had truly been the ‘righteous one’, he would have kept his word and left Johnny alone once the rotation was reversed. But leaving Johnny alive would have meant he was no longer the most powerful man in the room, and that idea is something Valentine can’t stand.

Valentine is not a good person with good intentions. He claims to care about America, yet throughout the story discards his men and citizens like bugs (consider the train engineer). His actions continually demonstrate the reality: Valentine is power-hungry, petty, vindictive, ruthless, and above all else, a manipulative liar.

Valentine’s patriotism is the motivation behind his actions, but his brutality and deceptiveness defines those actions and is evident in everything he does. The implicit reason Alt!Diego failed was because he believed Valentine. By the end of the story there shouldn’t be a question on whether Valentine or Johnny was in the right. Valentine was the villain and he needed to be defeated. His ‘righteous’ world was, unequivocally, wrong.

5 months ago

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

5 months ago
Jjba Version !!

jjba version !!

5 months ago

Give a man a horse he’ll eat for a day teach a man to horse and make him drinks water

5 months ago

please don't reblog this post a devilish temptress tricked me into making it and she placed a hex upon it so that every reblog removes a molecule from my body

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