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@youngtreemuguniversity I just wanted you to have a laugh😭

A lot of people have reached out to me about yesterday, so here's the only time I'll acknowledge it.

A group of roleplayers started insulting and purposely misgendering me under my own post because they think I'm creepy and too old to have a Wonka fan blog at 30.

They started insulting me through a roleplay thread in the replies and filling my notifications with their nonsense after I asked them to please stop.

The above three replies from me are the only time I interacted with any of them, and yet they decided the main problem here is my age and not the malicious misgendering and general nastiness.

"She. He. It. Whatever." "They don't even know what gender they are" They would have had to look at my profile to find out how old I am, and my pronouns are directly next to my age.

Then their followers began dogpiling me to try starting silly drama.

There's plenty more of this kind of comment, but I ran out of room for pictures. I was told several times to "mind my business" even though the comments were made under an image I am the original poster and creator of. It's a picture I took for laughs while testing out a light box I bought from Target a few years ago.

I'm not bothered by any of the age stuff because having fun with your interests isn't something that suddenly stops once you hit a certain age. This blog is all in good fun and I harming absolutely no one. Nobody is forcing you to interact with me or even acknowledge my existence if you think I'm weird for being here.

What grosses me out about the entire situation is the intentional and continued misgendering. There's no reason to be so cruel and nasty to people!

I also learned this particular group bullied a minor into deleting their blog a while before coming for me, so it's unfortunate to see I'm not the first and probably won't be the last person targeted by them. It's best to not give them any kind of attention because it only causes them to continue.

I'm not going to publicly post everyone involved with this group, and it is a lot, but please feel free to message me if you'd like to block them to avoid possible future interactions with them.

@willyswilly 😂😭🤣☠️😂😂

A lot of people have reached out to me about yesterday, so here's the only time I'll acknowledge it.

A group of roleplayers started insulting and purposely misgendering me under my own post because they think I'm creepy and too old to have a Wonka fan blog at 30.

They started insulting me through a roleplay thread in the replies and filling my notifications with their nonsense after I asked them to please stop.

The above three replies from me are the only time I interacted with any of them, and yet they decided the main problem here is my age and not the malicious misgendering and general nastiness.

"She. He. It. Whatever." "They don't even know what gender they are" They would have had to look at my profile to find out how old I am, and my pronouns are directly next to my age.

Then their followers began dogpiling me to try starting silly drama.

There's plenty more of this kind of comment, but I ran out of room for pictures. I was told several times to "mind my business" even though the comments were made under an image I am the original poster and creator of. It's a picture I took for laughs while testing out a light box I bought from Target a few years ago.

I'm not bothered by any of the age stuff because having fun with your interests isn't something that suddenly stops once you hit a certain age. This blog is all in good fun and I harming absolutely no one. Nobody is forcing you to interact with me or even acknowledge my existence if you think I'm weird for being here.

What grosses me out about the entire situation is the intentional and continued misgendering. There's no reason to be so cruel and nasty to people!

I also learned this particular group bullied a minor into deleting their blog a while before coming for me, so it's unfortunate to see I'm not the first and probably won't be the last person targeted by them. It's best to not give them any kind of attention because it only causes them to continue.

I'm not going to publicly post everyone involved with this group, and it is a lot, but please feel free to message me if you'd like to block them to avoid possible future interactions with them.

Since Miss Hoffmann brought it up:

Do u have a driving license I genuinely want to know

A what?!

Oh! Yeah, heh, no. We do have motorized bikes and trucks here for my workers, though - they drive into town and handle whatever business needs to be handled. I do know how to somewhat operate a jet, just enough to travel back and forth between the factory and small countries. And I use the glass elevator for daily transportation. I spent so many years dedicating my life to my work and 'til today I guess I just forgot those driver's "thingies" exist. Or I never found much use in owning one myself.

Goodnight handsome!

Are you religious at all?

Yes, I was raised in the Catholic church, but as I grew up some of my views changed, so I kind of distanced myself from the church. Now I just study from home.

I'm late but good evening! 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

Good morning, honeydews! Wake up, the sun is here to welcome you! ☺️

I wanna show you guys something cool going inside the factory today.

~•••~

Our new Smart Camera System:

A system that automatically locks down the entire factory, controls everything like thermostats, lights, door-locks, alarm arming, and more all in one app from the convenience of this very room. Our alarm system can do all of that and dispatch police, fire, and medical emergency!

LOW VOLTAGE PRE CONSTRUCTION WIRING -

Surround sound wiring and speakers, television cable, and security pre-wires are as well. Every camera you're seeing here is a little peek into what's going on in every single room. From Dessert Island to the Nut Sorting room. These tunnels lead to different cameras, there are a total of exactly 409 cameras.

And from there is the Input Output room. This is the core of the factory, the mitochondria, the power plant. It balances the amount of energy used throughout the factory into each room. Energy balance is based on a fundamental thermodynamic principle that energy cannot be destroyed, and can only be gained, lost, or stored by an organism. In this case, the factory. Input​ being amount of energy put into a system, and output​ refers to the amount of energy that comes out. A system or device may change the type of energy, but not the amount. For example, a light bulb's input energy is the form of electrical energy, and its output energy is in the form of light and heat. However, the total amount of useful energy output of an isolated system is never equal to the total energy input. Yeah. This is because some of the input energy will be lost as dispersed heat as it is processed. That being said, there will always be energy lost to the surroundings and energy lost due to friction. Which is why we have more than just one of these power plants.

~•••~

I'm so proud of the new upgrade, I just had to share it, ha. Beautiful, isn't it?

That's all for now. More to come soon!

Til then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

Damn this is awesome!!

It's shitty but I made this for you hope you like it 💕💕😘💕

Really? For me?! Goodness, how long did this take you? It isn't bad at all, you're very talented and it's gorgeous! It's very sweet of you.

Thank you! ☺️

Love youuu

Goodnight world.

Knew it lol

Aaaaaaand she does like you

So I've heard.

Are you religious at all?

Yes, I was raised in the Catholic church, but as I grew up some of my views changed, so I kind of distanced myself from the church. Now I just study from home.

Yeah I could never do this in a million years lol

You said you can rap so can you write a rap really quick?

I'm one of the shy ones you talked about earlier sorry hi -waves-

Oh, hi there KitKat, welcome! ☺️

Of course I can rap for you, I'll do something kind of "gutter" because you didn't give me a topic, check this out. Ahem.

It's a bigger price to pay when having money ain't the issue

Phonies love you when you're down

Cause you're on the same level

Give it time and rise up better

Next your homies gon' diss you

See you winning - getting money

Come right back and say they miss you

Wipe my butt with their apologies

I'm running low on tissue

How my freestyle got you upset

If the shots I fired missed you?

You're just desperate for attention

Say you hate me so then tell me

Why you all up in my mentions?

Love to see the haters mad

Love to watch em envy me

Want everything I have

The cash, gold and diamond rings

They'd rather talk about you

'Stead of trying to chase themself a bag

I'd rather air the AK out

You run these bullets playing tag

Beat a em down like a drummer boy

Was never in a band, wait

Gun cocked

I'm shooting shots up in the game

I'm like Stephen Curry in this

Scoring baskets - never aim

And I'm still cutting people off

They're all one in the same

Fakers, the silent haters

That love browsing on my page

See the success, the great

Won't congratulate? Ok

That's wack but I'm good bro

The wave, yeah I been known,

Y'all act up for free

You wanna beef with me

There's a fee h*e

Make you choke on your words

Like you're trying to take a deep throat

I'm balling - no free throw

An alien, I'm Stitch - no Lilo

You're still doing the same crap

You were doing 10 years ago

Believe it, we're different

You need cliques, vanity, attention

I do my best work solo

Never needed no permission

Made some stupid, dumb choices

But I learned from my decisions ~

And just like that, there you go! ☺️ Anyone could do it.

I haven't done anything since so

Hi. Your cult followers are still ganging up and attacking wonkasseur just because you 2 don‘t get along, they have already done damage with getting rid of coffeescandyshop permanently and I used to follow that person. They literally bullied them off tumblr just because their blog page didn‘t look flashy or whatever like yours. :( Like they keep tearing other people down while your just getting more and more popular. So it‘s gonna be a problem in the future because since your growing fast then more of your followers will just see and bandwagon the hate to fit in and get your attention. From what I see they attack random (lgbt) blogs that they don‘t like and other blogs if they think that you don‘t get along with them. I never seen anyone get bullied off tumblr until coffee left. You probably won't see this because of your notes but if you do please reply. I‘m really scared someone else might leave. I love you bc you seem mature and your funny and I think your probably an adult by the way you disencouraged their bullying before but I hate your followers very much; the ones that gatekeep you

Still?

Dm me.

I was wondering too lol

Do you have a girlfriend your hot af and I wanna have your babies don't block me

Um...

Suddenly I have to go...handle something...yeah. Yeah. Bye.

LMFAOOOOOOO you gotta be the sassiest mf I ever seen willy 💀

Just unfollow them lmao 🤷🏻‍♀️

Like who's gonna see that as offensive they probably won't even notice like who tf looks in their "follower"-list on the regular

Aww, is somebody having a bad day? You must be the obviously offended cat that recently followed me that I was talking about. Hi, I'm Willy. Nice to meet you, anonymous scaredy cat.

Now. For your information, I never said anyone looks at their followers on a regular basis, I said I receive notifications about random blank accounts following me on a regular, einstein. Which everyone on tumblr also complain about because a lot of people are having problems with spam bots. Learn to read and comprehend. It'll help you look less dumb in the future. Have a nice day. 😊

Are you and that cocoa bean girl dating?

My Cocoa Bean? Uh, no, we're just um...whatever you call it when two people enjoy each other's company. That.

What made you think we were-nevermind.

I'm weak because it's like I read your reblogs or answers and you're mean but you're nice at the same time 😂

I'm not mean, and if I am mean to anyone then it's probably because they said something to me first to deserve the mean response or reaction they received. Simple. Hmph.

Easier said than done lol

don't stop being a good person because of bad people.

You gotta teach me your petty ways so I can have sassy and mean clapbacks ready like you do, cuz from what i seen you win fights with ease 💀

Of course! It's all about sarcasm, delivery and wordplay. But this isn't something that everybody can do, see you gotta have the sass and be able to execute it perfectly. ☝️

But why not just follow us? I want to be followed dammit -pouts- >:3

Because if I follow you now then I run the risk of not liking you later, for whatever reason. And if I decide that I don't care for you later then I'll have to unfollow you. The much easier fix is to just not follow at all.

And don't worry, it's not just you or anything I have against you. I just don't follow anyone back cause people aren't my thing.

THIS. IS. MY. FAVORITE. THING. EVER

Please do another voice clip 😭😭😭

Y'all DEAD wrong for clowning @wonkasseur like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Well, maybe they shouldn't have responded if they have sensitive feelings because no one was talking to them. They don't even know what gender they are and they're 30 years old reblogging children's posts. Sometimes a few good jabs to the gut can be enough to shut people up. Don't act like a clown and nobody will clown you.

Is it true that vanilla comes from Beaver butt cheeks??

Yes, but not exactly. It's extracted from the glands, called castor sacs, of beavers' butts. Somewhere between their pelvis and tail. Disgusting, yes. Tasty, yes!

Lmfao I agree with you but I don't feel bad for coffee bc nobody forced them to leave. They should've just got on our level and talked shit back at us like you do

you're legitimately disgusting

And I can see that you're legitimately bothered and hiding.

Imagine being 30 & using tumblr 😬😬😬....

Lmfao I'm so sorry they got you involved with that they swore we were being mean ☠️

Just had some kid message me about being allegedly bullied by some of my followers, I blocked him.

Here's why: Number one: I'm not sure what happened. Number two: I'll never understand why some people think that just because they're having drama with followers of another person, that the person they're following is automatically involved or responsible for the others' behavior. I am not a parent. I am not part of the tumblr team. Half of my followers are obviously adults and I don't have any more authority than the next person to stop or encourage other people's behavior. I am busy running a factory - not a daycare, I don't get involved with petty online drama that doesn't concern me, even if the people involved are friends or followers. There's no point in messaging me about matters that have nothing to do with my factory or me personally. There are block and report options for a reason. Use them.

I hate having to post this, I'm terribly sorry. That just annoyed the living daylights out of me. Just as I was enjoying a nice glass of wine and-ugh. I digress.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program. Good evening.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

Lmfao dm me 😭 @willyswilly

This thread is so petty but I can't stop laughing 😆😆😆😆

somebody get this bootleg underage willy wonka outta here 😭 @coffeescandyshop #notmywonka

Hands up for @thewillywonka #mywonkaaa #zebest 🎉🎊🎀

Can you sing for us?

You said you would read a book for us but the original asker never said what book they wanted you to read.. so can you like leave some voice clips on my ask, it can even be quotes?

I would post more to further entrain you but I'm afraid there is a one video limit. Maybe I'll read a book in the near future, someone requested If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, haha! We'll see.

😂😂😂

somebody get this bootleg underage willy wonka outta here 😭 @coffeescandyshop #notmywonka

Hands up for @thewillywonka #mywonkaaa #zebest 🎉🎊🎀

You have a very pretty nose

That's such an odd compliment, haha! You're weird.