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I just had a random thought. Y'know how Hannibal isn't really verbal or doesn't make any noise when he's in pain, even when in immense pain? What if... He's the complete opposite in bed with Will? Like man's moaning and groaning, muttering and mumbling incoherent nonsense underneath his breath as they fuck each other stupid. And another thought to add—when Hannibal was with Alana, perhaps he was silent too. Only a few grunts and harsh breaths here and there, but otherwise quiet. He'd only allow Will to hear him truly moan, vulnerable and at his mercy, in the throes of passion. Only Will would be allowed to see him with all of his walls down, his person suit stripped away, leaving Hannibal bare and raw for Will to see. To bask in. Just a thought.
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"How do you even do this?" Will asked as he threw himself onto the bed, too tired to even change his clothes. His eyes opened for a few seconds. When the sky indicated that the sun would soon rise, he turned on his other side as a form of protest.
"No, no, Will," Hannibal called and gracefully patted his shoulder, "You are staining the sheets with blood, it's quite a challenge to deal with that. I'll wash you, you don't even need to be awake," he insisted as he debated whether carrying him owards the bathtub would be an option.
"I'm dead, leave me alone."
"There's no point in going to sleep. We have to go to the fish market in two hours anyway," Hannibal said as he started undressing, while one of the trains of thought in his mind debated what to cook later that day.
"I trust you enough to let you go on your own," Will replied as he grabbed the pillow on Hannibal's side of the bed and hugged it to his chest, positioning himself in fetal position.
"My pillow..." Hannibal said, "Had it been your own blood, I would have had no issue, darling. I still can't comprehend how you managed to get that much blood inside your plastic suit."
Will snored in response. Hannibal's voice had always been the best lullaby.
"I take it we are not going for a run later."
In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.
P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3
This entire thing is literally so stupid LOL. Enjoy :)
These guys have to keep you on a leash
You’re literally bouncing off the walls
Lost you in a store once (okay, so maybe not just once)
*You wanted a rainbow wiggly slug toy
Literally just stopped in the store & played with it for a solid 5-10 minutes
You were straight up entranced by that thing
Did they buy it for you when they eventually found you?
Yes, of course they did
They can’t say no to you :(
Will picks you up and spins you around!!!
You accidentally kicked Hannibal in the face while Will was doing that once in the morning
Will was spinning you around, greeting you that morning
Hannibal walked into the room with his robe on, tired, and with a hot cup of coffee in his hand
“Good morning my dear. I made you coffee-”
Only for his face to be met with a tiny pair of socked feet, smacking him wide awake
He spilled said coffee all over himself and the floor
He chastised both you and Will after that
You tire poor old Hannibal out
Will has to take his place sometimes during playtime lol
You’re a menace at the dinner table
Hannibal tries so hard to get you to follow the manners he set out for you
“Y/N. Y/N. Remember what we talked about? No talking with food in your mouth. You’ll choke, sweetheart.”
You do end up choking once
Literally give them a heart attack
Hannibal has to do the heimlich maneuver on you
You coughed up a few beans
You cried, but you were okay
You now have a mild fear of beans
One time you bit the babysitter
Will and Hannibal didn’t know whether to be mad at you or proud of you
You just looked up at them with the biggest smile on your face when they returned
I just have an image of Will and Hannibal sitting on the sofa in their robes in the early morning, their eyes dead and tired while a tiny child runs around the sofa in circles
So fun
Warning: A toy slug is under the cut. Maybe don't take a look if you don't like slugs. :3
*Said rainbow wiggly slug toy:
you have to be around asexual perverts it’s good for your health
THE HANNIBAL AND HANNIGRAM TAGS ARE TRENDING AGAIN! THE TIME TO POST IS NOW! ARISE FANNIBALS! ARISE!