Canon sirius wins the idgf game every time omg. Bro does not care. His best friend is in love with someone? "U re not getting the girl with ur personality, James." Peter admiring James. "Peter, u will wet yourself." His other best friend is a werewolf who suffers every full moon. "Damn, I wish it was a full moon." A student starts to ask questions about their secret. "I'm just killing him, whatever."
I just know he made everyone he knows at least cry once, and it wasn’t even on purpose. He's just made like that, and he doesn't even care if u don't tolerate him.
but also 45 minutes on bus time is equivalent to ten minutes normal time
ten minutes in bus stop time is equivalent to about 45 minutes in normal time
i still can't believe that this fandom thinks regulus black was less dramatic than his brother. like... regulus?? mr "to the dark lord 😈😈 i know i will be DEAD 💔💔😔😔🥀 long before you read this 🤫🧏♂️🐺🗣 but i want you to know it was i who discovered your secret 🙈🫵🫵 i have stolen the REAL horcrux ⛓️🐺 😌 and intend to DESTROY it as soon as i can💥🕑🔥 i face death 🤪🤪😎 in the hope that once you meet your MATCH 😈🗣😎 you will be mortal once more" ?? girl was a certified drama queen idk what you're ON about
its 2025 and the marauders fandom needs to TRULY be ship/let ship. kittywater is perfect, gilderat or wtv idek wtf it is but im here for it, we need to stop saying "ship/let ship EXCEPT... " like ppl don't have 2 love jegulus or wolfstar. heck, i like wolfstar but even if i didnt that should be okay! we need to branch out w peculiar ships! remus x some1 uncommon!, sirius x jamess (the way ppl hate on it is crazy!), peter x more combos cuz being fat doesn't mean being ugly??? (I KNOW thats why sum ppl make him ace oml!) like theres sm characters but so few "accepted" ships!! kittywater is the start of smth great i swear
i agree! crackships are so fun
marauders fandom is so pretentious about their ships and characters as if we didnt make up 90% of them
every new thing i learn in neuroscience makes me want to give my brain a break more and more
what do you mean there’s a occularmotor reflex to compensate for the movement of my heart beating
you’re doing too much dawg
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narcissa black malfoy and lily evans potter.
so similar.
both sisters. both wives. both mothers.
yet different.
narcissa who grew up knowing the importance of family. blood is thicker than water and words are shaper than knives. narcissa who never cared much for being a daughter but wore her role as sister proudly. she looked up to them. she learned from them—what to do and what not to do.
lily who was a sister only in name. who hated spending time at home when her real family had never lived there or even stepped foot in her neighborhood. lily who found solace in school and magic, far away from anyone related to her.
self perseverance is in narcissa’s nature. she never acts until necessary. never stands out or speaks up. and she survives because of it.
lily had never liked being quiet and refused to do so when her friends’ lives are at stake. lily who refused the most powerful dark wizard in britain thrice and lost her life for it.
two women who would do it all over again if it meant saving their sons.
people forget lily was like “snaaaape, your blood supremacist friends just attacked a muggle born girl :( why do u hang with them” five minutes before snapes worst memory
like girl why were you putting up with a guy whos besties with people who literally want you dead
i love lily, but let “kind” be her fault as well. she held onto people to her own detriment
the author said lily was falling for james during the time of snapes worst memory cuz he was the cool popular kid that teased her
she was the biggest “i can fix him” ever
also YES i need self serving snape who isnt a blood supremacist, but is just selfish and disadvantaged so he sides with people who will protect his interests no matter the cost
and apathetic final boss sirius who thinks hes better than everyone for being a black and only does things that entertain him
i need james that loves hard but also is a fucking asshole because his parents doted on him and told him he can never do any wrong
i love the characterization of james parents as perfect, but lets be serious (black), they raised james. theyd 100% be the parents called to the proncipals office cuz theyre kid pulled a girls hair and be like “no thats not my boy, youve got it wrong”
really do hate how characters are being stripped of characteristics that make them interesting in the first place.
Remus ran away from his problems, he was a coward, he never stood up for himself because he comes from a disadvantaged position. He can never be brave, my guy was grateful he was even allowed to go to hogwarts. That's also why he's so blindly loyal to Dumbldore, of course he feels indebted grateful towards him.
My Remus would never be this confident cocky Casanova guy people depict him as?? You guys know we can have conventionally unattractive characters right?? Not everyone has to be self assured, we have cocky Sirius and James already.
Literally where are the fics where he's so scarred he's ugly, has a bad leg, uses a cane, has chronic pains???
he wanted to break away from the past and yet he's simultaneously attached to it as well. He literally can't move on (not reporting Sirius' animagus form??) but makes no moves to get closer with Harry.
REMUS IS A LOSER AND WE LOVE HIM FOR THAT.
Like he's clearly a complicated character and literally everything that makes him interesting is taken away to put him in this macho daddy role.
How do y'all say you guys like this fanon version of Remus when canon Remus was so much more interesting?? Do you guys even like Remus??
You can have your headcanons where Sirius is dressed up in skirts, wearing make up, I don't mind gender something Sirius! (It fits his whole rebel thing for me) But when he's wearing anything that literally isn't punk or goth, like stockings, shirts that "swallow him up", no. Or worse, if he's so short, so skinny and twinkified in order to push this submissive bottom agenda that some wolfstar tend to do, oh my god then I have a problem.
Why can no one ship them with equal heights if you don't like their canon height difference?? Do y'all not want tall Sirius black AND tall Remus lupin?? I DO GIVE ME EQUAL HEIGHTS. It genuinely freaks me out when one of them is ridiculously short.
I don't even care for the whole masculine tall dark handsome character that he canonically was but...to twinkify him..??? When he's probably the literal blueprint for fanon Remus now??
Sirius that is emotional, irrational, whiny, overdramatic?? Who?? Yeah it's fine when it's on occasion because it certainly does add flavor to his character plus comedic relief but lets not make that his whole personality? Where's the Sirius black that gave 0 fucks about everything!! "I wish it was a full moon", his reason for The Prank, his general idgaf attitude after escaping Azkaban!! Like he was a proper apathetic menace and y'all need to write him that way more.
And together, femboy sub Sirius x masc dom "the rational one" is the worst thing that happened to wolfstar, literally everything dimensional about it is gone and it's just...a regular mlm ship.
James sunshine potter. I fear I am guilty of liking James that's only ever nice to people but please. Make him cruel. Where's the guy that threatened lily, the guy that treated severes the way he did?
I'm all for sunshine potter but we don't have to erase the shitty things he did. The guy that kept being shitty because he knew he was getting away with it. It makes him interesting, how he is capable of such viciousness while being the sunshine character??
He even sees the world in black and white and yet he's so awful?? Like I genuinely can't understand this guy and it makes him beautiful.
If anything I should be seeing more Slytherin James but I barely see any of that?? Bro was cunning
Lily, and I know how much the fandom is protective over her but please fucking admit she's a character with flaws. Jily should've never happened because of James' cruelty towards Snape. Yet it did because Lily is a flawed character that got with his ex best friends bully.
Yes lily doesn't owe Severus shit after the mudblood incident but she can do that by...not defending him?? NOT getting with his friend??
James threatened her, SAed Snape, and she was there to witness this among several other things he did. She was Sev's best friend, she'd know personally how being bullied made him feel.
But one slur word and those years of friendship, the loyalty is thrown away and she gets with James Potter. Yes, girl boss, but she's also cruel. Make her capable of cruelty, no need to make a complete empath!!
Low-key, y'all need to give Snape fans an apology cause y'all out here making up stories that glorify fanon Regulus when Snape has canonically done more things for harry while serving cunt.
Like please, let's not forget that Snape is the exact opposite of being masculine too, he is very capable of being an actual LGBTQ icon whereas the mauraders are the furthest thing from that.
If you want LGBTQ icon mauraders, who canonically made fun of Snape for being less masculine, why the hell aren't you doing the same for Snape?? Why in the world is he being written as some creepy homophobic incel??
Also please give him credit, he's fucking funny. He took over for Remus, assigned students to think of ways of killing werewolves and made Remus mark them. He's PETTY, he did not let that Prank slide.
He's such a beautifully grey character, where his FANS don't even want to call him a good character or an evil one because he's that grey. And all of you stripped off the good parts of him and just made him a boring evil characters. Like bro, c'mon.
And regulus. He's literally just a mix Sirius and Snape. There's nothing badass or cunty about him?? Literally anyone can tell he takes after sirius or Snape.
If you want an original character, please reference canon. He's so much more tragic that way.
I don't care if he grew up abusive, was fed blood supremacist bullshit and believed it, groomed to take part in a cult only to realize violently afterwards that he didn't like it there. If I wanted to read about that id read the books and focus on Snape.
I don't care that he was petty, was a boss bitch, did badass things and gave 0 fucks about the people around because that's literally just Sirius.
He's tragic because he tried to be a hero and failed. he was always going to fail, he was always too naive, he was never going to amount to anything and that makes him tragic and much more interesting. He was on the path for reform and didn't have enough time.
It's like you guys switched up canon Severus and canon regulus, it's actually annoying, give these characters justice.
Everyone, mauraders, lily and Snape, all of them are so grey it actually hurts, and yet they keep getting pushed into these labeled boxes like what.
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