jilypad!!
this cannibal who wishes she was was gods daughter is desperately trying to sleep with you
god wishes you were his daughter. but you’re in a toxic yuri situationship with god’s actual daughter. and you have the hots for this bitch he considers his ex who never truly reciprocated his feelings. and that bitch was secretly in love with your great great great (x100) grandma. who was besties with god.
my user should be read as Cowboy III
like i am third in my family with the name “Cowboy”
i come from a line of “Cowboy”s
(in name only, not occupation)
prongsfoot as lottienat?
i v much agree with the sirius as the leader of marauders rather than james thing but like. james is the religious leader if you know what i mean?? like its james that says sirius is the leader so the others should follow him, its james that doesn't tell them what to do like sirius & isn't obviously in charge like sirius but he's there & he's got power & could potentially get sirius replaced if he so wishes (he just never would)
sunshine-james potter has a special place in my heart, but asshole-to-everyone-except-sirius james potter is my drug
the marauders as one perfect found family friend group has my heart, but codependent toxic prongsfoot popular duo with the two loner cowards that follow them around is my drug
yes, they could bully snape because he was a slimy DE creep, or they could bully him mostly cuz they were bored
i want more fics from james/sirius hogwarts age pov where theyre rich, handsome, intelligent assholes who do whatever the fuck they want cuz they are told by everyone constantly that they own the world so damn anyone who tries to stop them from taking it
a sirius that doesnt regret “the prank” and a james that doesnt get angry at sirius for pulling it
sure they mature later on, and have generally always had their heads straight about important issues like blood supremacy and voldemort, but its still fun to duel DEs and its still funny to piss off their collegues and bosses and life is oh so boring if you take anything too seriously
i want more fics where peter betrays them because prongsfoot peaked in highschool and voldemort was simply the bigger, scarier fish in the pond
more fics where remus was a sad old man who married a woman half his age, abandoned his friend’s orphan son, and tried to run away from his own pregnant wife. remus who thought his own friend was a double agent for voldemort and accused him of betraying his best friend
i’m listening 👀
the best genre of media is lesbians who cannibalize each other
I have lied to you all. I'm not a multishipper. All I care about are prongsfoot, blackinnon, jily, lilypad, jilypad, lilylena, moonwater, remadora, gilderat, emmary. Thank you. Bye.
your james potter gets mad at sirius post prank my james potter kills severus in broad daylight to see sirius happy
my remus is soooo mid that he would have invented the word mid if he wasnt so mid at being mid too
mid height
mid hair colour u cant decide is brown or blonde
no scars until the war—his face is plaaaain
hes quiet
and lowkey just happy to be here 24/7; my man wants to fit in sooo badly and is soooo surprised when he does
"like remus is a rugged, lean and tall guy [...] whilst he's all sharp lines, there's something scary about him that pulls people in." I... don't think we read the same books... or even watched the same fucking movies lol are we forgetting they called him looney loopy lupin?? that doesn't scream "scary that pulls people in" to me but rather school's weirdo. leave my poor lad alone.