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Dirty Work

To all of my enablers friends, I did it, I couldn’t help myself. Enjoy the shameless smut.

          Kristoff yawned as he entered the cabin; it had been a long day for him though it was midsummer. Despite usually living down in the palace he had been called into the mountains for the week by his family. Tonight was the solstice, and though he had spent the entire week assisting in the preparations he had chosen not to stay for the main event. Even as a child it had been too much excitement for him and for him it was still far too confusing for the amounts of magic involved in it.

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Good Mornings- Kristanna Smut Fic

Happy Kristanna Smut week! This is actually a fic that I had planned on finishing for Kristoff Week, but I only got about half way through. When I heard about Smut Week, I decided it was perfect to bring out.

Unfortunately, this is absolute shit, so please forgive me.

Rated: Mature (obviously)

Summary: Anna decides to lighten Kristoff’s mood by sneaking under the vacant dining room table. Unfortunately, the dining room doesn’t stay reserved for very long. Still suck at summaries

  An irritated groan slipped from Kristoff’s throat as he trudged through the castle hallways towards the dining room, his feet barely lifting from the floor. It was early, he was tired, it was his day off, and Anna was a ball of energy, dragging him around to an early breakfast. Normally, Anna would be dead asleep, fighting the pleas of the rising sun, but, of course, there was a ball today, and nothing waked her spirits more than a diplomatic event with sweets galore and people to chat with. All the more reason for Kristoff’s reluctance to awake from a contented slumber.

  The dining room was bare, scarce of its usual population of staff members when Anna wriggled her way into a chair. Kristoff plopped down in a chair on the opposite side of her, leaning back as far as the seat would allow him. Dishes and silverware had been laid out, but were completely bare. Yep, Kristoff muttered to himself. Too damn early.

  “Why are we up so early? No one else is awake.” Kristoff griped, holding his chin in his hand.  

  Anna pulled her lips to the side of her face and crossed her arms. “I can’t help it. I’m too excited to sleep! And quit being so grumpy!” she ordered with a flick of a fork in her hand.

  “I’m always grumpy.” Kristoff teased, tossing the ginger a playful grin and holding back a yawn.

  Reflecting his smile, Anna toyed with her hands, pinning her bottom lip under her pearly canines- the wheels in her head turning. “Well, I guess we’ll have to change your mood.” She offered, a lustful rasp lingering in the back of her throat.

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[SOUNDCLOUD] Fool’s Gold acapella over Nuetful’s beautiful piano cover 

Cleaning my room out and I found this... 😭😭😭 I believe this is from an old friend of mine from 9th grade I just followed the tumblr that was written down

when you see the person you hate at school

me: *does not in any way touch my glasses*

my glasses: *spontaneously generate streaks, smears, a map of the new york subway system from 1935, a baked potato, infinity war spoilers*

I need dat!!!

Joey Beard😍🤗😌❤

this is literally the cutest thing <3

happy birthday to my little niall!