Latest Posts by cozygirl-jay - Page 2

Man oh Man 😩😍

’Cause I want you bad, yeah I want you baby slow, slow hands.

me: *does not in any way touch my glasses*

my glasses: *spontaneously generate streaks, smears, a map of the new york subway system from 1935, a baked potato, infinity war spoilers*

Moze! noooo!!!!

when you see the person you hate at school

NEW FREEZER PROPER VERSION 

I have the biggest crush on @meechonmars that it makes me angry.

He has the purest energy.

Beautiful soul.

Damn you Demetrius Harmon.

I hope good things contiue to happy for him.

He makes my soul smile every time I see him.

It’s a platonic crush but a crush nonetheless.

Friend crush. Soul crush. One of those.

harry looks so offended

“Tiny Tommo”

this is literally the cutest thing <3

happy birthday to my little niall!

if someone tells me they don’t like harry styles i show them this 

lol

LMFAOOOO BYE.

its too late/early for feels man <3

“I wish you were here with me”

Wake Up Call

Rated M for smut

Kristoff crept quietly into Joseff and Klara’s room to check on them like he did every night. Klara was in Joseff’s bed, curled under his dark blue sheets, tuffs of her strawberry blonde hair astray on Joseff’s freckled nose. She didn’t like sleeping in her own bed, no matter how many times Kristoff convinced her he scared off every monster there was.

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Good Mornings- Kristanna Smut Fic

Happy Kristanna Smut week! This is actually a fic that I had planned on finishing for Kristoff Week, but I only got about half way through. When I heard about Smut Week, I decided it was perfect to bring out.

Unfortunately, this is absolute shit, so please forgive me.

Rated: Mature (obviously)

Summary: Anna decides to lighten Kristoff’s mood by sneaking under the vacant dining room table. Unfortunately, the dining room doesn’t stay reserved for very long. Still suck at summaries

  An irritated groan slipped from Kristoff’s throat as he trudged through the castle hallways towards the dining room, his feet barely lifting from the floor. It was early, he was tired, it was his day off, and Anna was a ball of energy, dragging him around to an early breakfast. Normally, Anna would be dead asleep, fighting the pleas of the rising sun, but, of course, there was a ball today, and nothing waked her spirits more than a diplomatic event with sweets galore and people to chat with. All the more reason for Kristoff’s reluctance to awake from a contented slumber.

  The dining room was bare, scarce of its usual population of staff members when Anna wriggled her way into a chair. Kristoff plopped down in a chair on the opposite side of her, leaning back as far as the seat would allow him. Dishes and silverware had been laid out, but were completely bare. Yep, Kristoff muttered to himself. Too damn early.

  “Why are we up so early? No one else is awake.” Kristoff griped, holding his chin in his hand.  

  Anna pulled her lips to the side of her face and crossed her arms. “I can’t help it. I’m too excited to sleep! And quit being so grumpy!” she ordered with a flick of a fork in her hand.

  “I’m always grumpy.” Kristoff teased, tossing the ginger a playful grin and holding back a yawn.

  Reflecting his smile, Anna toyed with her hands, pinning her bottom lip under her pearly canines- the wheels in her head turning. “Well, I guess we’ll have to change your mood.” She offered, a lustful rasp lingering in the back of her throat.

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Dirty Work

To all of my enablers friends, I did it, I couldn’t help myself. Enjoy the shameless smut.

          Kristoff yawned as he entered the cabin; it had been a long day for him though it was midsummer. Despite usually living down in the palace he had been called into the mountains for the week by his family. Tonight was the solstice, and though he had spent the entire week assisting in the preparations he had chosen not to stay for the main event. Even as a child it had been too much excitement for him and for him it was still far too confusing for the amounts of magic involved in it.

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I’d like to lay my weary bones tonight On a bed of California stars I’d love to feel your hand touching mine And tell me why I must keep working on Yes, I’d give my life to lay my head tonight On a bed of California stars

-Woody Guthrie

Art by @comickergirl

Morning Routine

Stay-at-home dad Kristoff? Stay-at-home dad Kristoff :D The whole fam sees Anna off to work in the mornings, and Kristoff makes sure she’s caffeinated. 

Thank you @comickergirl for this amazing commission! 

Holy crap 😍😍

Manchester - 3/9

I'm so close to giving up 😔😔😔😔😔

An incredible Danish spot about child abuse and family violence - Watch the full video

MAH HEART MAH SOUL

Liam to Harry: What are you smiling about, sunshine?

(audio credit to @getaproperjobyoudicks, more unaired Alan Carr here!)

bruh lol #same 

*remembers that liam calls harry sunshine and the azoffs call him baby deer*

Okay, well do you stop believing in the sun when clouds block it out? {x}

One Direction & 5 Seconds Of Summer as Santa’s nine reindeers! Niall is Rudolph of course! Merry Christmas everyone :) x

Liam: -sits there and looks sexy- Me: -cries bc wtf is oxygen rn-

Michael, Luke and Calum during Good Girls in Amsterdam, NL - 20.5

Michael + this sweater

“sexuality is a choice”

“women wouldn’t get raped if they didn’t wear revealing clothes”

“there are only two genders”

“i’m not trying to be sexist/racist, but..”

“a/bi/pansexuality isn’t real”

“gay people shouldn’t have children”

“i don’t want to be friends with a gay person, they could hit on me”

“you can’t identify with the gender you want to be, only the one you were born with”

[SOUNDCLOUD] Fool’s Gold acapella over Nuetful’s beautiful piano cover