⚡Bart And Batfam⚡ Headcanons + Theories, Fuck the Flash, Impulse + Rogue Supremacy
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Me @ Harry and Draco
Beautiful!
Indeed.
Hell ya. Love those.
Instagram; hunterraiehorror
Did you know cats have barbed penis’s along their shaft?
The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”
*Continues pressing every button* “WHAT ARE THESE ALIEN CONTROLS. GET OUT OF MY HEAD! EQUATIONS... CONSPIRACY!!!!”
panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh
All heckin’ three 🅱️
Kitchen utensils used for cooking.
bisexual, pansexual, and asexual
You spin me right round baby right.... you know what? I’m not even gonna do the meme. You already know it, I’m not gonna waste my time.
Overlord is watching. Lilith must not be bad. He always knows when’s the Lilith is bad...
It’s been 6 hours into this hellish day. I’m running out of Gatorade. Looks like I’m gonna have to resort to eating my roommate.
Hurricane KATRINA?! More like hurricane M I S H A
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Me: I kinda feel bad for people not part of this fandom having to endure today... Also me: send every GIF, meme, Carrier pigeon, and brick out there. This *dolphin censor* gonna spread like Mary Winchester’s Celing fire.
Ahh yes. The mortals ‘got ya bitch’ to gods ‘bitch you thought’ and then came the ‘begone thot’ war.
did humans invent math or did we discover it
does math even exist
H e c k . R i c h a r d s t a n d s f o r s o m e t h i n g e l s e ... nextisyourvirginity ...
Gavin: Are you stealing from me again?
Nines: No….
Gavin: First my heart.
Nines: …
Gavin: Then my hoodies.
Nines: …
Gavin: What next? My surname?
Lucifer: Do you want to hear something that's going to ruin your day?
Azazel: What?
Lucifer: If we took all familial relationships seriously, Jack would be your brother and your grandson. Which makes Jack Sam's uncle and my great-grandson as well as my biological child.
Azazel: Honestly, I thought I was the creepiest villain but you're really winning that position right now.
Lucifer: Thanks
You’re bloody identical twin you’ve never met before but can still somehow feel in the world w/ your twin sensés doesn’t accept you?: I’m already at the surgeon.
you know what? if someone doesn’t support you for your orientation, i am now filling that role.
dad doesn’t support you? I’m getting my bbq tongs out & you best be ready to hear some corny dad jokes.
mom doesn’t support you? here i come with some freshly baked cookies and a warm blanket.
best friend doesn’t support you? i am gonna listen to you talk about your favorite interests so hard
math teacher doesn’t support you? I’m a dumb bitch but I’m willing to learn some gotdamn math!!!
I Am Not Here For This Shit
Just don’t try to buy your soup at the clothes store.
R e b l o g i n g
“why bother writing bisexual characters if they just end up in a m/f relationship”
my dude
my guy
my pal
stop talking forever
Yo, so my girlfriends little brother just asked me what tfw meant because I used it while we were texting. But here’s that thing: its direct translation is ‘that feel when’; however, that sentence is grammatically inaccurate. So I responded ‘those feelings when’ as to fix the sentence I had used it in. I. Need. Help.
Fucking eat the goddamn honey and stop making Cas upset that you won’t! You hurt his feelings!
Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.