Crazy-catlady67 - Stellae

What I look for in a partner:

-Willing to stay in bed all day with my cats

-Willing to sing lullabies to my cats at night

-Willing to play at least 15 minutes a day with my cats

-Willing to treat my cats like real babies

-Willing to have foto seshs of my cats with me

I don't think my standards are too high

It will never not be funny to me how lost he looks

FALSE ALARM I'M ABOUT TO CRY OUT OF JOY (I still have 0 chances lmao)

That awkward moment when you find out that your crush is in fact not into girls even though she looks like a girlkisser

I just got a coupon for dominos HELL YEAH

House deciding to take on a boring case Cuddy proposed to him after she tells him the heart attack doesn't coincide with the XYZ Big Dick Disorder

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

Just started a new webtoon, who's this BEAUTY??

Young/teen!Bruce Wayne

I haven't seen much prompts about young!bruce, so I REALLY wanna use this post to hopefully find more fics of Bruce just being a slightly more of a little shit than he usually is as an adult, like the kind where the batfam sees how different his personality was before compared to..whichever is now for them.

I want them to see how cruel he used to be, how even more unhinged he was during his younger years, but in the flesh.

Like imagine a stressed out batfam finding out that Bruce does talk to his mother like she's still alive, or that he paralyzed a man when he was eight years old, and had to be treated at Arkham because of it.

Me when a teacher yells at me

How that one 100k word fic looks like when you have an exam worth 50% of your grade the next day