Happy End :'-)

Ethan: You know what really bothers me? When crunchy food goes stale, it becomes soft  and chewy, but when soft food goes stale, it turns crunchy. What kind of twisted sick joke is that?

Mark, on the phone: ethan its 3am go to sleep 

is this a meme template? 

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

ah yes

✨WOMEN✨

reblog if women

Illinois: I'll speak French between your legs

Yancy: the hottest things I've ever been told

Wilford: I'm just imagining someone yelling "BONJOUR" at a penis

Captain Magnum: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA

Captain Magnum: HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

Y/N, wheezing: TITTY CROISSANTS

Dark: none of you should ever be having sex

the wedding scene is so beautiful???? who gave the creators the right to do this to me???

Looking 👀RESPECTFULLY👀

THIS IS SO PRETTY 

JUST LIKE ETHAN

Life vs. Death 🌸💀

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god